"Remind me why we're doing this?"
"I don't know."
"Kiba, what if someone lives here?"
"You seriously think anyone lives in this fuckin' dumpster?"
"That's really rude, y'know."
"Come on, ease up a little, Naruto."
"Umm.. guys.. what the fuck is that..?"
"Is this hell?"
"No it's heaven— of course it is, dumbass!
We're in a vampires castle!"
"Vampires are not real, they are myths."
"Oh yeah, Shikamaru? Then why are there bottles of blood piled up on the fucking wall like decorations?!"
"Maybe it's wine?"
"Wait, where and how did you get those berries?"
"I dunno, I just grabbed them off of a counter."
"Naruto, are you serious?"
"Wait a minute, aren't those poisonous?"
"Uh, I sure hope not. I've had five."
"FIVE?!"
"You guys are a bunch of idiots."
"Neji, I'm going to say this with as much respect as I can, you are not any smarter than us."
"So...what do you do when you have food poisoning?"
"Just— shut the fuck up!"
"Wait. I think, I heard a door open..."
"Let's quickly get out of here. I'm shitting my pants."
"Guys...we have a problem."
"What do you mean?"
"The door is kind of locked."
"What?!"
"Are you serious?!"
"Guys somebody is coming this way!"
"I think this is the part where we hide..."
"We need to run!"
"Is that Dracula?"
"Dracula? You know that guy?"
"Kiba. That's like.. the king of vampires— how do you not know that?!"
"Shit, yeah. I should've paid attention to that movie."
"Move it you morons! We need to split up and find an exit!"
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Naruto walked around the castle as sneakily as he could, slowly and carefully. The blond admired the beauty of the castle, the tall ceilings, the big library with books that were perfectly placed, how the heavy paintings were arranged on the walls, the detail in every frame, door, pillar. He was mesmerized by the beauty of it all. In fact, he had gotten too distracted to realize he had entered a room. A scream suddenly erupted, making him flinch and feel the reality of the situation.
He didn't know what to do, he wanted to run out and check on his friends. However, as a result of watching countless horror movies, he knew better than to let his heart win over his body.
Granted that, he found himself roaming the wide, spacious halls. The one thing he would not do was leave his friends hurt in a house full of bloodsucking leeches! Technically, they have yet to see a vampire, so the possibility was... 50/50. On a positive note, it could be a house of a very kind and luxurious person who seems to have taken a liking to wine, tall candles, books about vampires, the color red, and poisonous berries. Yeah. 50/50.
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Immortal (Sasunaru)
FanfictionIn the honor of the Halloween season, Naruto and his friends decided to enter an abandoned castle they found on the depths of a forest. They decided it would be fun to explore the place, which was most likely the house of the fucking Dracula. They e...
