I start my day waking up..
My house is empty.
My home is empty
Only corn
I love corn
But the corn prices are going UP.
I CANNOT STAND THIS.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT CORN IF I CANNOT BUY IT
I **NEEEEED** CORN TO LIVEEE
AND I CANNOT BUY ANY CORN.
my name is princess sweetheart by the way.
I am a princess obviously
And I have my own show
✨sweethearts quest for hearts✨
It's a show where I obviously try to find a man to marry
I found one guy.. hero.
He left me btw :(
For some BITCH who's named MARI.
ugh. She's ugly too.
I can't believe that guy left me for her
I found a husband though.
Caption space boyfriend
Though I called him space husband for a bit
We got a divorce a hour later
Idk he was just..
Ugly
And he has a spaceship..
Ew
This bitch cares more about his space pirates and snow cones then his own wife
Idgaf if that pussy gets all depressed like when I broke up with his ass
He was so annoying 😒😒
But anyway..
I turned my last episode into a press conference about corn
It went amazing until some puny tiny ass boy BEAT ME UP
like it's not MY fault that the tickets were so expensive and they're broke now
I mean.. I get they expected a show about me finding love but come on GROW SOME BALLS.
And now I'm in the hospital
I got 2 holes in my body now
Literally though I have a hole through my stomach lol
Now I have a concussion and bleeding from my head😡😡😡
I hope my conference made a difference about corn prices though..
Because 30 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A COB OF CORN IS OUTRAGEOUS I TELL YOU.
FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS
I NEED CORN
I LOVE CORN
CORN IS MY AIR
IT IS MY EYES
IT IS MY LUNGS
MY KIDNEYS NEED CORN
MY HEART YEARNS FOR CORN.
...
Ok you know what. I love corn so much that I will now marry corn
I can't put a ring on it but that's fine🤩
As I'm writing this I'm currently at my wedding 🫶
Hope this marriage survives☺️
-BY SWEETHEART🫶🫶
