Fury

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This is the most unserious and funniest part ever ...... Taehyung will introduce you to the most important part of his body.... ..................his d!ck  yes , that's right...that's exactly what you read 😭

Taehyung's Russian last name is "Sokolov"
- While Hoseok's is British "King"

So don't be surprised which one of them is used
Hoseok's twin's name is "Landon"

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Taehyung's pov :

Kolya has been an adventurous slut since he got his first erection at the age of nine.

It was a great discovery when I found out that my sausage was so hard that I laughed happily and then proceeded to run around our house with it hanging out of my pants and show it off to anyone who crossed my path while screaming "Look! I have a gun!"

At that point my dad laughed so hard while my mom looked like she was either going to throw up or catch fire.

It was a good time for me and my dad and definitely not for my mom because she would cover my twin sisters' eyes and tuck them inside and tell me to put it back in my pants.
I frowned and muttered, “But my sausage really loves air.”

My mother looked up at the sky, perhaps at the invisible god there, and when that didn’t work, she turned her gaze to the actual manifestation of the true god in our lives, my father.

After laughing a lot, I give this man a five out of five for his sense of humor, I love it, he helped me pack Kolya, and my dick definitely had every right to be offended since his first show ended in an unacceptable way.

My father told me that I actually can’t use my sausage as a gun, not yet at least, I told you that  this man has the best sense of humor, as expected from my father, he said that being naked in front of my little sisters is forbidden.

He also said the stupid rule where I can’t be naked all the time, damn social restrictions, and all that nonsense!
Anyway, this was the official birth of Kolya Junior or Kolya for short, Kolya happens to be the Russian diminutive form of my name, but it is rarely used and only by my very Russian grandfather who snarls at the fact that Kolya won the title battle a hundred to one. And no, Grandpa doesn't know that I actually call my dick Kolya, or I would have had to officially cancel my Russian card, and that's no fun, I'm breathing vodka.

Anyway, since that erection incident Kolya has become the most slutty and adventurous cocksman anyone has ever met, a resourceful one to put it mildly, a fucking slut if we’re being honest.

Part of his extended life is that he’s easy to please, give him a willing hole and he’ll literally cry with joy, so imagine my fucking confusion when I woke up today and Kolya chose to stay silent.

I served a particularly sexually frustrated Kolya his favorite flavors at the same time! He hit the jackpot and damn it, if you ask me after the initiation, I went back to the pagan mansion and texted three of my contacts to come and worship at Kolya’s altar, all three of them responded, so what the hell? Foursome sounded like fun, so I told them to come and they did, piled high on weed and booze and one of them was chewing on a blue pill.

I’m not sure what if  he's supposed to chew on, but I couldn’t be bothered and gave him vodka to help with… uh… digestion, i guess ?"""

Don’t ask me how I know these two guys and the girl, the girl is probably from college and again don’t ask what’s going on there, I’m studying business but I’ve barely taken any classes since college, as long as I keep my GPA up thanks to my superior genes, no one cares, including me.