Adventures of Angus

Prologue

In Angus's universe, their world was seen as a pushover and was conquered a lot. Nuclear bombs was used to drive out the space warlords until one day, they ran out of nuclear bombs and their world was taken over by a new space overlord. He loomed down with his communist attire and spoke with a loud booming voice. "PEOPLE OF EARTH! I AM YOUR NEW RULER AND GOD AND YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS SCHLINGUS F NNKEYDE AND THE NNKEYDE STANDS FOR Noodles, Nachos, Kale, and Eggrolls for Your Daily Energy! NOW GET TO WORK YOU STUPID HUMANS AND MAKE ME SOME COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA I WANT THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TO BE COMMUNIST AND YOU STUPID MIDGETS WILL BE THE START OF THE USSR (space version)!!!" The people of earth were immediately frightened and began begrudgingly making giant posters that slander the USA (space version). Around this time our hero was born, Angus. Angus was a young aspiring hero that did their part to stop human enslavement by swearing at Schlingus every time they saw him. Which is pretty much all the time because Schlingus is a giant that can be seen from every part of earth at all times. Schlingus had his posters mass printed by photocopiers and put up all around the universe but unfortunately for him, Angus used his epic hackerman skills and made ever photocopy of his posters turn into a bad drawing of Schlingus with stink lines and him saying "me like mailbox" (if ykyk). This angered Schlingus and for that he took Earth into his secret labrotory