𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔

3

"We're back! Hope you didn't wait too long. But it's worth it for my cooking." Temari placed all the stuff down on the counter.

"Oh you guys are back! What's all that for?" Naruto jumped out of bed. "I went grocery shopping to cook, someone wanted to underestimate me in my cooking skills." She slowly turned her head to Shikamaru.

"But I was considerate enough to buy snacks and juice for all of us, just don't finish it all in a day and I'm never buying snacks again with my own money and you'll have to get it yourself, and also I brought you some ramen, you were running out of it and I didn't wanna hear you complain."

"Anyways let's get to cooking! You, Hinata shall be my assistant and teach these idiots the Temari style, like old ways and then they'll die for my cooking." She cracked her kunckles.

"You're exaggerating it don't you think?" Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "You don't say anything until you tried it, it looks like you've never had a good meal in your life and I can tell."

"First off, you always have to cleanse the chicken, and wash away the fat of course, because nobody ever wants to get salmonella and chicken shall not be cooked raw, ever."

"Then of course you get the seasoning and season the chicken, the second most important part so the chicken isn't dry and nobody is gonna eat it."

"Now, everyone. Air fryer, boil or oven? This is how the chicken will be made and you all have to vote from these three options."

Naruto raised his hand like a student. "Um excuse me Miss, what does the air fryer do exactly for the chicken?"

"The air fryer is less work into cooking the chicken, if you're extremely hungry then the air fryer is the right choice, less time consuming and you get the food faster."

"I see sounds complicated but, I choose the air fryer! If it takes less than instant ramen. What about you Shikamaru?"

"Anything."

"Useless, of course. Anyways Hinata pass the vegetables, you all need to be eating healthy in here, plus you look terrible. Air fryer it is then, since it's a 1-0 vote."

"But you didn't ask Hinata, and I don't like vegetables. It tastes gross."

"It doesn't count if she's assisting me with this, and you're not, so settle down. And who cares? It may taste nasty but it helps you and so you don't gain fat weight that you won't get girls."

"Ouch."

"Now the rice on the fire, keep the fire low so it doesn't blow up the dorm or get too Smokey in here, then you wait until it's dry then bingo! The chicken should be done soon, and as a side of dessert, I got some cake. Only eat it AFTER you finish your food and the vegetables."

"You're very strict on the vegetables."

"She's like that, she cares a lot about her health and her personal things so it's likely, but I promise her cooking is good!" Hinata smiled at Naruto and Shikamaru.

"I'll take your word for it."

"And it's done, everyone make your own plate's because I'm not doing it for you, take as much as you want, I don't eat too much."

"And Naruto don't act like I don't see you trying to sneak a cake slice. Finish your food first then take it, were you even listening at all?"

"Sorry it just looks so, good."

"Well? How does it taste Shikamaru? Did I prove you wrong, I know my cookings nice so any other review I know you're lying."

"It's well done, so you really can cook, I take bad what I said I guess."

"As you should, what about you Hinata, Naruto?"

"This is, tasty! I think you should cook more so I don't have to walk up 6 steps after coming back up from the cafeteria, it saves me some time!" He said with his mouth stuffed, "As good as always, Temari." Hinata smiled.

"Good, that's the answers I like. And Naruto you're basically missing out on exercise, but I guess I could, but the thing is me and Hinata share cooking days, so I cooked today and she cooks tomorrow, and on fridays and Saturdays, order anything from outside, not on me."

"Oh."

"Don't you guys have your own money or am I the only one that actually has money and a job. Gosh I feel like a mom.

"I choose to spend it wisely, Naruto doesn't and spends it all in one place, but I don't have a job my family has always been wealthy."

"I don't spend it all in one place! Now that Temari teached me I don't need to buy instant ramen anymore and rely on her Hinata's cooking."

"Whatever, then if you're so rich then you have to help me pay, I'm not doing this all on my own I'm only one person, plus you're lazy."

"Whatever then rich girl."

"Original earned money only, I don't rely on my family origins for money to come to me. That's the thing you got wrong about me. Either way you're still the laziest guy I've met."

"Maybe you're not so bad yourself, still troublesome though, and I don't think that'll change either."