So I committed a lot of crimes recently, which I can't name the crimes...
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AND THIS GUY IS MY LAWYER! CHAT I'M GONNA SERVE LIFE BECAUSE OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER! SOMEONE SEND ME A DIFFERENT LAWYER PLEASE! (Mayor Evermore DEFINITELY gets freaky in his free time)