𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙋𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧

𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦...

Takes place sometime after the events of Deadpool and Wolverine

After the whole "oh wow multiverse is craaazzyyy" thing with Wade and Logan, Y/n managed to take an approach to a calm life. Yeah, assassinating is fun, but she really needs a break from Wade's constant presence and spend more time with Logan.

Now, she was taking a shower after Logan asked for yet another date. Why the hell is this limp dick so freaking clingy- Oh... nevermind. He's traumatized... Y/n gets out, clean as ever, and began drying her ashy self. She began changing into some nice clothes cause she isn't gonna see him fucking naked.

...mayybeee teehee 🤭

Y/n comes out of her room. She was all dressed in her boring ass pyjamas. She rubs her face from the nap she took and smelled food coming from the kitchen.

Wade was bothering Logan, dressed up in whatever men wear, a panty idk, something plaid suits him. "Come on, some spices for a spicy afternoon!" Wade kept dashing some sort of red spice in the soup. "Stop it, prick!" Logan finally shoved him out of the kitchen, which was hard considering their cramped apartment could barely fit four people and two animals.

"Don't mess this up tonight. I want it to go as planned." Wade throws his hands in defeat. "Easy, you bear! I won't be "in the way". I know how to behave. I'm not your lovechild!" Logan snarls at him before opening the stove to pull out a steaming hot pot.

He coughs at the smoke coming out once he pulled the top off. He and Wade stare at the meat. "...is that pot roast?" Wade cackles. "Remind me not to let you in the kitchen next time! It looks like a cow's ass!"

Logan heavily snarls at the annoying man. "What you can do.." He slapped a bag of chia seeds against Wade. "Is you can decorate the fucking pudding. Read the recipe. It's chia seed pudding."

Al, from the living room, stops petting Mary and, the allegedly named, Kitty. "We ain't ever had no chia pet pussy. What the hell. You're just making a mess." Logan badly wants to slap some sense into everyone who lived there. Al, the Wilsons, hell, he didn't want the cat and dog, but here he is.

Y/n snickered as she listened to the commotion in the kitchen. "Hey." Logan softened up at the sound of her voice. "Hey.. er, just finishing dinner." He motioned to the mess on the kitchen counters of the overcooked food and Wade mixing together a bowl. He takes a lick at the pudding, but the texture was revolting.

Wade whimpers, spitting the pudding back into the bowl. Mary and Wilfred come over to start nibbling on their dinner. "Hey! Hey!" Logan quickly grabs them and groans at the sight of dog slobber and cat teeth marks along the meat. His final breaking point was when he rests himself against the counter and broke the pie he took hours to make.

His eyes twitched. "I'm done." He takes off the apron and threw it up. He stormed back to his room with Y/n trailing behind him. "Logan?.." Logan flopped face down and loudly cursed at everything that happened.

Y/n softly furrowed her eyebrows at the poor man that tried his best to make a great time for them, but miserably failed. "Oh, Logan.." She softly pats his back. "You really didn't have to do all of that. Just a cheap takeout and alone time would've been nice."

Logan slowly looks up from the pillow. "Really?..."

"Ahem." They turn to find Laura leaning on the doorway. "Everything's ready." Laura smugly smiles at Logan and Y/n whilst chaos happens in the kitchen. "The old man's got a surprise for you!" Y/n looks over at Logan. "You did?" What was the kid doing? Logan blinked. "I did?"

Y/n was the first to find a minimally decorated, but cute dinner table ready with wine and dinner just on the fire escape. She softly chortled in amusement. "Oh, Logan. You shouldn't have!" Logan also admired the well put together dinner. "Uh.." He found Laura giving a thumbs up and left them to be.