𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙋𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧

𝘟-𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘓𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘯

Wolverine 97 is hot idc

Y/n's body hangs from the ceiling. She slowly looks over at the readers. "Oh, oh, hello. Y/n here. You may be wondering whose balls did I had to fondle to get my own book. I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with 'Polverine'. And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under." She motions two air balls in her hand.

"Anyway, I've got places to be, a man to fuck, and some drama I'm supposed to endure." Y/n lets go of the fabricated swing and fell into this fucking book.

..

It's been awhile since Y/n got out of the coma (what she assumed) and this book update. It turns out that she woke up in the X-Mansion, as what Jean, her sister, told her.

Yes. It was a very confusing time for Y/n, she had no clue who or where she was at the time. Although, she occasionally talks to the tired, sad looking people that follow her every movement cause that's sad. She thinks that they really should get up and do something rather than reading.

She tries to ignore it for the most part and get back to this life she "lived".

Jean told her she was her sister. Despite her gingerness, Jean was really smart and had psionic powers. Y/n even began helping around the lab with small things like grabbing whatever smart people have in there, tube babies, idk and neither did Y/n.

Though, Jean was worried since Y/n would start talking to the air and describe what was happening in the moment. "Yeah, redhead here really knows how to make a girl insecure. She's too pretty. Hopefully not enough to take my man." Whoever he was, Scott?

Jean did start helping Y/n around. She even introduced her to Scott Summers, the guy Y/n is, supposedly, dating. He was okay.. not the most interesting man until he told her about his mutation, eye beams. Now that caught her attention. Name one other person that does that except for Wade in Origins, whoever that is.

Y/n wouldn't really stop haunting the poor guy and only because of his cool glasses. His over the top professionalism was slowly boring her. How the hell did she not shoot herself while listening to his lecture about the school, hell, or even dating him. Jean realized this and brought her over to another woman awaiting.

Storm was her name, Ororo was what she was told. She was very sweet, so wifey in Y/n's words. She had such a soft voice and gladly welcomed Y/n back to the mansion. She was the only one who was really chill about the whole Y/n waking up from a coma. Nothing much happened, just a good friend.

And then there was the professor. Unlike Jean, he began mind reading from a young age and managed to develop his powers. His legs were broken, but Y/n doesn't discriminate. He was pretty cool.

"Your powers, Y/n," Xavier spoke one day while they were just enjoying each others company with checkers. Y/n was, obviously, losing every round. Hell, she didn't even know how to play. "I'm curious. You haven't shown us any signs of your mutation yet. All I'm seeing is a blank space in your mind. Are you sure you have it?" Xavier asks.

Y/n nervously chuckled. "Ahahah.. you do not want to see what I have in mind for later, man." She slowly looks at the readers. "Wink wink." He, nor anyone else knows who she was talking to.

Xavier, despite his powers, is not sure what was happening in her head. Well, for one, it could literally kill him.. that and Y/n was just crazy. He leaves her to be talking to the air as he floated away in his chair. "Oh, Scott's hot, but also Storm, I like Ororo."

Long story short, she got along very well with the X-Men.

But that didn't mean she was the best teacher ever.