One spooky Ohio night, it was cold and dark. Super skibidi. I was chilling in my room, gooning like a true sigma. Then suddenly, there was a thud in my bathroom.
I had to see what it was, cuz I'm no beta. When I went to the bathroom, I saw my shield potion cabinet open with all my items spilled out like i got fanum taxed.
I bent down to pick them up and put them back. When I finished and closed the cabinet, in the reflection behind me, was BIG D RANDY!
I quickly clutched onto my gyatt, cuz you know what they say about him: If he catch you lacking, he gon take yo gyatt for snackin'.
And so i clutched on to it real tight- it was itching and burning, but i knew i had to. BIG D RANDY then lifted me up with ONE hand by ear! He spent me around and RIPPED by gyatt right off. And well...I aint never been the same since.
Now I gotta go to BBL Drizzy to get my gyatt back!
Moral of the story: Dont let BIG D RANDY fanum tax your gyatt this halloween!
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