random stuff for my jjk oc

An odd dinner.

suddenly they heard a knock on the door

"Azami, Nobara, you've been taking so long." Yuji whined.

"Shut up!" she complained while spritzing Azami with some vanilla perfume "It takes time to look pretty, something you wouldn't know."

"Ugh just get out already." he groaned "Fushiguro is already with Gojo-sensei and Geto-sensei, you guys are delaying us."

The door slowly opened to reveal the two of them, dressed in similar colours.

"Kugisaki, you look suprisingly nice." Yuji complimented.

"As always" Nobara bragged, dragging Azami beside her like a ragdoll "We look great don't we?"

Azami groaned begrudgingly in response.

As the three went off to eat dinner, Azami wanted to google something real quick.

"Itadori can i use your phone, I wanna check something." She asked politely.

"Sure whatever" he handed it to her unknowingly, not caring too much.

She searched for google, but found an odd app.

"Hentai-app?" she asked to herself, she was completely confused. She gave Yuji the phone back and moved on.

*At the dinner table*

When they finally made it to the dinner table, they settled down and began their meal.

"You look nice Azami" Geto kindly complimented her, she looked rather sulky.

"Thanks Geto-sensei." she responded

"This food is great." Yuji mumbled.

"Chew with your mouth shut you child" Nobara groaned.

"Sorry." Yuji mumbled again.

"The steak is amazing." Megumi complimented.

"It's delicious." Gojo responded, savouring each bite before he took a sip of his juice.

"Geto-sensei?" Azami asked

"Yes?" he said, taking a bite of his steak.

"What's hentai and why does Itadori have an app for it?" she casually asked, Geto began choking on his food while Gojo spat out his drink laughing. The rest looked at her in sheer horror, she completely didn't get why they were reacting about it.

"Yknow, um, you see-" Geto stammered while trying to talk to her, Yuji burned bright red thinking about how things were going. Meanwhile, Gojo and Nobara seemed entertained with how things were going.

"Yea mind telling us Yuji?" Gojo cackled, Geto looked at him in dissapointment

"Listen, I can explain, it was just for research."

"what kind of research?" Nobara laughed, enjoying the scene.

"Yea what did you need to research hentai for?" Gojo snickered loud enough for some people nearby to hear, they stared in terror at the scenario.

"Quiet down people will hear us." Megumi groaned, turning bright red from the embarrassment.

"Did you forget that for goodness sake we're in a restaurant?" Geto whispered under his breath.

"Oh yea..." Gojo boomed loud enough for his words to echo through the room, it suddenly turned silent, even the pianist ended suddenly on a D#. "Don't mind us, we're having a rather normal conversation here."

"Yea, Its definetley not about our friend here's rather colourful use of technology" Nobara announced, much to Yuji's dismay. He hid his face in his hands as he felt everyones eyes fall on him.

Azami looked down in shame, burning with the embarrassment of everyone looking at their table. Suddenly Gojo wrapped an arm around her shoulder before looking at Geto with his eyes peeking from behind the glasses.

"Mind telling us what Yuji has on his phone?" he feighned innocence loudly, much to Geto's irritation.

"My God shut up-" he almost shouted.

A person tapped on Gojo's shoulder, he looked back to see a visibly aged woman tutting at him.

"Are these your children? if so what shameful manners they have." she scolded him, looking at both him and Geto.

"No no no these aren't ours, they are more or less under our tutelage." he said casually smirked. She looked at him in shame before walking away. Gojo smirked as he watched her go away.

"Great Satoru, now strangers are lecturing us." Geto groaned, rubbing his forehead.

The bickering continued until an old man tried to whisper over to Azami, however it unfortunately fell on Gojo's ears as well. "I dont mind showing you what hentai is." he sneered.

"Mind showing me as well?" Gojo coldly joked, glaring at the old man dead in the eyes. He stammered, not expecting that reaction, before leaving. Gojo went back to laughing at Yuji. The scene was a pandemonium playing out for everyone to see, they all burned in embarrassment.

*Meanwhile*

Sukuna observed the scene with great interest, laughing heavily at Yuji's embarrassment.

"When are we gonna get kicked out?" Megumi asked quietly, begging it would happen quickly. He sank further and further into his seat, wishing the ground would eat him up. To his misfortune people could still hear him across the silent room.

"No way we're kicking you out, this is the best thing that's ever happened here." A waiter complimented before leaving in laughter.

"Nobody has answered the question yet." Azami tried to quietly request, however, it failed because the restaurant was so silent she could still be heard.

"Why don't you answer for all of us Yuji?" Gojo cackled loudly, enjoying the attention.

"I can explain, I can explain-" Yuji broke, shouting it across the restaurant in panic.

"OOOH EXPLAIN WHAT???" Nobara wickedly giggled "The interesting material u have on your phone?". Megumi shook his head in disappointment and embarrassment.

"We'd all love to see that." Gojo madly cackled.

"Gojo-sensei what did the old man mean?" Azami added, not helping at all.

"Cheque please." Geto called out, signing for a waiter to bring the bill. "We should all get out of here."

"But Suguru the fun has just started-" Gojo sneered, enjoying the chaos as he got up.

"Not now Satoru." He said through gritted teeth.

"About damn time." Megumi groaned, eagerly getting out.

"Aww, but the party just began" Nobara chortled as she slid out her seat.

"I dont know what that old man meant but i dont want to know." Azami shifted up and out of her seat as Megumi patted her shoulder.

Geto recieved the bill before instantly getting out as well.

They all left slowly, whispers echoing across the room as they eventually got out.