(HEYYYYYYY I'm back, I know I said this story is both comedy and serious, this part of the story is 100% comedy, no seriously, look at the title, it has a :D on it. anyway I'm losing motivation every second rn so enjoy my broken humor. BH the little shrunkly-)
BH: *commiting war crimes*
Cake: *awoken* HUH? what the-
BH: nom nom nom nom nom nom n p kmmkm *more nomming*
Cake: *He looked up at BH* Blackhole, what are you doing?
BH: I'm having lunch :D
Cake looked confused, he looked around and saw.. basically nothing but dead grass and half eaten dead trees. He looked back up at BH still with a confused look
Cake: There's nothing here
BH: Exactly :D I ate it
Cake: *flabbergasted* wUh- HUH? WHY
BH: cuz. I'm a blackhole.
Cake: Okay, but, w h y
BH: I'm a hungy blackhole *He said in a lil sing-song tone*
Cake got slightly frustrated with his childish behavior, grunting softly
Cake: why are you hungry all of the sudden? I thought you wanted to.. uh.. Pre- prevent DEATH! or something.. not EAT people to their deaths'
BH: oh yeah.. anyway *eats a child*
Cake: i- that poor kid--
BH: they will die someday anyway anytime anywhere unexpected :D
BH does a lil dance-dance about it, floating in circles like he accidently sucked in drugs-
Cake sighed and gave up
BH: no, die
cake died.
BH: YAY! more!!!!!!
He continued eating and eating, growing and growing larger along with his little appetite. (i wonder what TON-618 looks like compared to the hungy boi)
Pillow: HURRAY FOR MURDER!
Pillow also does a Dance, Blackhole dances with her. They both dance :D
dancey dance dance :D
(this is also short, why? motivation went away faster than my dad disappearing /srs)
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Black Sun (TPOT AU)
Fanficidk, i made a story so i decided to share it with everyone, probably cringey and stuff. hope you somehow enjoy my stuggles in being a writer lol THis contains uncomfy stuff, lots of detailed deaths.. so
