Dear Diary
Today, I found a little plant, it was very unique, it had greenish-yellow petals and everything. I brought it to my home, a tree house to be specific. I now have it as a hat, I like my hat. Very nice hat.
Until, I heard strangers, I never expected other worldly beings to arrive this part of the forest..
(epic flashback)some dude 1#: YO! check this out! *he said as he held up a rock covered in blue glowing moss.*
some gal 1#: ugh, put that down! it could be dangerous! *she looked agitated by the other person*
some dude 1#: Nah, I'm still alive anyway, so :D
Some dude 2#: She's right, we don't know if it's gonna attack any moment!
Some dude 1#: *scoffs* You guys are no fun.. *he yeeted the rock, it hit Eye :0*
Eye: watch it :C
Some gal 2#: *Gasp* What was that??z
Eye: im a ghost... uh... WoohOHooo
some dude 1#: HAH! a ghost doesn't sound like that
Eye: well you have a crusty ugly gay breathen bowl cut hair out of what you people call "walmart mcdonals", crusty fat ego bich
some dude 1#: *gasps in crusty fat ego bich* I sWEAR-
Eye: i dont care, leave my house
some gal 1#: Uhm, where does your house start and end..?
Eye: are you blind, you are on wood, where the wood ends is where my house ends
some dued 2#: Ah, i see. Sorry to barge in then :D
Eye: good ^^
(End of le flashback)
Very strange, I don't like the gay one at all..
YOU ARE READING
EYE'S DIARY :D
Acakthis is eye's diary, well, i guess it's purpose on keeping secrets no longer exists. You're gonna read it without permission >:( lets assume you do then, go ahead, read all the lil shenanigans she did (yes eye uses she/they pronouns lmao)