He runs over to a nearby pizzeria, forgetting to use the car. He pays for the pizza, two pepperoni pizzas, the most popular kind; it has to be what they ordered. Two pizzas is probably what they ordered; I only heard a little. Also, pizza is one of the most popular things that are ordered from a Doordash or something. "Yum!" He runs off with the pizzas and runs to the house. He knocks on the door. "Who is it?" "Pizza delivery!" He could hear them talking, hearing it's our pizza delivery or something. They open the door and find colorful little fellas.
"Hi... What's your name?" The blue fella asks Sage. "Sage, want your pizza?" "Ah, come in." The blue fella tells Sage. Sage thinks, How easy that was. Sage walks right in and sets down the pizza on a table. He grabs the knife and holds it. "Why do you hold that?" The green fella asks. "To cut the pizza!" "But, isn't it already cut?" "Uhm... Nope!" "It is!" "Listen here, green guy." "No! I'm going to go tell on you!" Sage stabs the kid; blood spills out of the bleeding body of the child. Sage keeps stabbing the child, pulling out the kid's intestines with the knife, and slicing them up like sausages. "Food." Sage bites into the sliced up intestines. "Ah, blood! My makeup!" He spreads the blood over him, but he trips again after trying to walk over to the dining room. "Shit! Not again!" Sage hears footsteps and puts away the body, using water to put the blood off.
The blood drips from his teeth; he washes it off by spitting it out. "Why is there red liquid on the ground?" Sage turns to the blue thing. "It's kool-aid." "We don't have kool-aid." "Whatever." "Say, you want to have dinner with us?" "Yeah, sure." Another colorful circle comes out, a purple one. "This is my daughter. Have you seen my son?" "Oh, yeah, he went outside." "That's weird." Sage laughs. "Let's go eat." Sage goes over to the dining room as he tells them to come and eat. Sage goes over to the pizza and tries to put food poison on it, but trips. "Are you okay?" The little girl asks. "Yeah, I am." Sage gets up and tries to poison the pizza. "Ya sure? Cuz, I don't think so."
"Hey, you wanna have the first slice?" He finishes putting poison on the pizza. "Yeah!" She runs over and grabs one of the slices, after swallowing, blood drips from her mouth. Sage runs over to her and pours a-ton of poison into her mouth. "AH!" She screams and screams, the dad notices. "MY DAUGHTER!" He runs over and tries to revive her, when it's impossible to do so. "My son, probably didn't go outside." Sage grins. "I'm you're new son. You're my new guardian." Sage stuffs pizza slices into his mouth and beats him to death, as the dad is sitting shocked by her daughter's dead body.
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Lucky [OBJECT-HORROR]
HorrorSage gets bad luck for the rest of his life. So, he's sent a guardian angel.