Good Luck

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by zeeeeetma

by zeeeeetma

The purple thing is still coughing out blood; it seems she is still alive. "Ah, fuck." Sage a while ago, when the green kid died, he dropped the knife in time. A knife is near him, so he has to use it. He grabs the knife and stabs the other eye out of her; since she has only one eye, she now has zero!

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"Fine. Who is it?" Lucky just points down, as a glowing gray light is down on the ground. "This guy has a little bad luck, but is gaining more bad luck because he's not a bright color!" "So?" "You need to keep his luck up! He needs more good luck." "Alright." The cloud jumps off of the clouds and goes straight for the gray light.

Grey finishes up filling the jar to its fullest, squeezing the purple thing's eyeball to finish it off. "Fresh red lemonade!" The guardian angel comes crashing down inside. "Hello, Sage." They grin. "Who are you?" "You're new guardian!" "That's crazy, because I literally have my new guardian right here." Sage points down at the blue guy's dead body. "Hey, Sage, you're bad luck is acting now." "Huh?" The blue thing wakes up and attacks Sage. "Hah!" Cloud laughs at them fighting, the blue thing tackling down Sage. Cloud notices Grey getting bright. Cloud can't have anybody too bright; that could explode them. "Here comes the good luck!" Cloud yells out. The blue thing notices and half-disintegrates, by the good luck. "How the hell?" Sage stands up, blood on his hands. "Heh!" Cloud laughs. "It's called luck."

Lucky stares down from the clouds. "Perfect." "Lucky, what do you mean perfect?" Assistant Angel asks. "Ah, I mean that everybody is perfect. Once the rainbow is made, I win." "Purple isn't in the rainbow, though." "Shut the fuck up!" Lucky stares at Assistant Angel. "Hi?" Assistant Angel melts into hot water. Lucky slurps up the hot water. "Could use a tea bag." "I agree!" A random angel says. "GET OUT!" Lucky screams at the random angel and points down at a blue light. "But, sir, my guy got brutally murdered!" "I don't care!" Lucky punches the random angel into bad luck. "How lucky you are!" Lucky stares down at the gray and white light. "Why don't I just use an orb?" Lucky questions himself; he laughs. "I'm so stupid! I should've used an orb."