The story begins with the sun slowly rising up as we see both red and blu's houses as the birds start singing and the flowers blooming all was good.
Until the administrator came in her car with two buses behind her she soon parks and gets out she looks at the red's house before pulling out a pocket watch and looks at the time as it times in 8:00AM as she hears both houses started getting up and ready for there missions as both teams started running to there respective colored buses.
Timeskip at the end of the day both buses return as the blu team get out all looking slump and annoyed as they had lost again with heavy trying to cheer them up by singing.
Blu heavy: da da da da da da da come sing with me.
Blu team: NO!!! They say as they enter there house.
Blu heavy: where did we go so wrong?
Meanwhile with the red team's bus your team were celebrating another victory as you all got off the bus and run inside the house as you practically kick the door open as everyone ran to their respective rooms except sniper as nagatoro closed the door behind her sniper just sighs annoyed as he goes down stairs.
Back at the blu's house blu soldier goes to the living room couch and takes a seat he then grabs the remote to the tv and turns it on only to receive static as curses to himself as he tries to remember what happened as a small flashback shows him shooting a rocket into space as it hit a satellite as it lands on top of him soldier then goes to his room where he opens his closet and pulls out a satellite dish.
We then see spy in his room as he turns his personal jukebox on as it plays some classical music as he lays in his bed with his laptop and wine as he plays a sex video of red spy and blu scout's mom as he smiles to himself, we then see blu scout sitting at his computer as his kids (the nightmare critters) sit on his lap as he plays some random kid videos as they watch, we then go back to blu soldier who is sitting at his computer as he looks up good shows to watch as he sees title called game of bones as he gets interested in it, we then go to blu engineer on his laptop connected to his tv as he looks up some robot women.
Blu engineer: erecting my dick!
He says as he looks at the pictures.
We then see blu demoman on his bed asleep with his laptop on as he starts drunkenly talking in his sleep, we cut back to blu soldier as he is getting more interested in game of bones, then we see blu sniper in his little tree house watching some Australian documentary as he zips open his pants.
Blu sniper: now that is how you do that.
he says as he breaks the fourth wall before it cuts to blu pyro searching up some flowers.
We cut back to blu soldier as he continues to watch game of bones as he grits his teeth in excitement, we then see blu heavy and medic at their own laptops as we see medic watch some medical stuff as he zips opens his pants and smiles as we then see heavy watch someone make a sandwich as he does the same before cutting back to blu soldier still watching game of bones as it then talks about the finally that will happen tomorrow at 7:00pm as soldier get excited.
We then see a building labeled cable internet as a man with sun glasses and suit as he gets a message.
Voice: JC can you hear me? destroy the internet it's gone really hokey we need to start again.
It says as JC spoke.
JC: sure. My vision been augmented.
As we see his pov where everything is blurry as he was about to press the disable internet button but accidentally press the disable blu house's internet.
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Parenthood hits fast remake (tf2 x pp)
FanfictionYou are your team's scout after some "events" that happened in your past, you and team were like family. one day you were getting some supplies from the store when you came across some weird critters.
