An Angel and an Bee

Chapter 4:frenimies

"So what do you think?" Alastor said after presenting the new 'advertisement' for the hotel,which in all honesty made the hotel look like a joke.

"I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?" Vaggie said in irritation at Alastors commercial for the hotel.

"Uh,yeah. One note." Charlie spoke up,sitting next to vaggie on the couch across from the old television they had set up. "Alastor,I mean,first off,thank you so much for making this seriously amazing,but um,maybe the tone is a bit...off?"

Alastors smile tightens a little bit in annoyance at her words.

Charlie continued, "We want people to want to come here. This makes it look...um"

"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad." Vaggie said.

"Funny,I was going for hilarious." Alastor said.

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination,which is the whole fucking point." Vaggie said.

"Vaggie is right Alastor,the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." Charlie said.

"Well,my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show,the proper medium to express oneself. But,you insisted on this nosey picture box advertisement." Alastor said,tapping the television twice with his mic staff before tossing it to his other hand. "So,I had a little fun with it."

"Oh fun? You had a little fun with it?" Vaggie asked as she stood up on the couch. "Well,this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago,you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead,you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time."

Angel raises his hand from the other couch on the left of the tv.

"What?" Vaggie said,still irritated.

"If'n you're filming a commercial,can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrities you have right here?" Angel said,holding a beer bottle in his left bottom arm hand while his two right hands were pointing at him and his top left arm was pointing at bumble. Bumble was sitting on the ground,near the couch where Angel was sitting,just scrolling on her phone while smoking a vape.

"Angel,you two are pornstars." Vaggie said.

"Famous pornstars. We'll have the hornist sinners knocking these walls down to get in." Angel said.

"There is no way I'm filming a porn as part of this shitty idea of a hotel." Bumble said,blowing out the smoke from her vape.

"Why not? Sex sells,and it would probably earn us more money than we get from Val." Angel said to Bumble before going back to Charlie and vaggie. "I swear,if you two film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here,you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel." Angel said as alastor appears next to the couch that Angel was sitting on.

"Haha! Never going to happen!" Alastor said,clearly unamused by angels sexual suggestion.

"Angel,I appreciate you wanting to use you and bumbles special skills to,um,attract folks to the hotel,but I really don't want to exploit you both in that way." Charlie said.

"Oh,please,baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms,I got the stamina,I got the legs,I got the lung capacity." Angel laughs a bit. "Oh,I got the legs. The gag reflex,the holes,the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."

"Besides it's not like we're not used to getting exploited." Bumble muttered under her breath,inhaling her vape.

Charlie chuckles nervously until her phone starts ringing.