Fatasses- A discord mod story

Attack On Pentagon

Title: The Discordian Uprising

Chapter 1: The Attack on the Pentagon

In a twisted turn of events, Liam Kennedy, fueled by his insatiable hunger for power, set his sights on the Pentagon. With a sinister grin plastered on his face, he launched an all-out assault, rolling through the gates with a chaotic blend of speed and ferocity. Guards scrambled to respond, but they were no match for Liam's brute force.

As he barreled through the hallways, Liam feasted on the guards, devouring them one by one. Their terrified screams echoed off the walls as he left a trail of chaos in his wake. The once-stalwart symbol of national security was now the backdrop for his deranged rampage, and he reveled in the havoc.

Chapter 2: Ryan's New Alliance

Meanwhile, Ryan Cadi had been resurrected but not restored to his former self. Now, he sprinted through the streets, joining the homies and letting out manic screams. "Little brother! Guided studies! The demons wanna see my ghost pepper!" He darted around like a lunatic, hitting his head repeatedly, much to the bewilderment of the onlookers.

Though his behavior was erratic, the homies accepted Ryan into their ranks, embracing his chaotic energy. "You're one of us now!" Dylan shouted, laughing at Ryan's antics.

Chapter 3: Weidong's Mission

Back at the Pentagon, Liam commanded Weidong Wu, his loyal companion, to track down Jacob Steele. "Weidong, find Jacob and kill him. He's a threat to my empire," Liam ordered, his eyes glinting with malice. "And bring back Ryan. A sped kid like him could become the ultimate weapon for my chronically online regime."

Weidong nodded, rolling his galaxy-patterned backpack onto his back. He vanished into the shadows, ready to fulfill Liam's twisted commands.

Chapter 4: The Showdown with Jacob

Weidong found Jacob at a nearby cafe, unaware of the chaos that had erupted at the Pentagon. "You're coming with me, Steele," Weidong said, his voice low and menacing.

Jacob, always ready for a fight, replied, "What's the matter, Weidong? Scared of a little competition?"

The two clashed in a frenzied battle, Jacob's quick reflexes against Weidong's stealthy maneuvers. As they fought, Jacob realized the threat Liam posed to their community. "We can't let him win!" Jacob shouted, dodging a blow.

Chapter 5: The Ultimate Threat

Back with the homies, Ryan's presence became both a blessing and a curse. "I'm the ultimate weapon!" he yelled, running in circles and causing chaos among their ranks. But the homies couldn't deny that his chaotic energy was infectious, rallying them in the face of Liam's tyranny.

"Let's show that fatass what we're made of!" Gabe declared, pumping his fists in the air.

Chapter 6: A Clash of Titans

As Weidong struggled against Jacob, the tides began to turn. Ryan, in a moment of clarity amid his madness, took off running toward the Pentagon, determined to confront Liam.

"Liam! I'm back, baby!" he screamed, charging through the chaos.

Liam, still feasting on the remnants of his attack, turned to see Ryan barreling toward him. "You're not supposed to be here, you sped kid!" he shouted, rage boiling within him.

The stage was set for an epic confrontation between the former friends-turned-enemies. Would Ryan's chaotic nature be enough to disrupt Liam's tyrannical reign, or would Liam's insatiable hunger for power consume everything in its path?

As the battle raged on, Gabe seized his chance. With a cold determination, he unsheathed the Tsubaki Mk-III weapon, its blade gleaming with anticipation. He charged at Weidong, who barely had a moment to react before the blade slashed cleanly across his chest, leaving a deep wound. Without hesitation, Gabe poured root beer into the open wound, the carbonation sizzling as it hit the blood, and then leaned in, letting out a booming burp that echoed through the chaos.

Liam, witnessing the assault on Weidong, let out an anguished cry, "NOOOO! My husband!" Enraged, he rolled toward Gabe, fury burning in his eyes, ready to unleash his wrath.

But just then, Jacob sprang into action, sneaking up behind Liam and snatching the iconic hat off his head. "Gotcha!" he shouted, holding the hat high like a trophy. Liam's face contorted with horror as he realized his symbol of power had been taken from him.

In a final, dramatic moment, a surge of energy built up within Liam's body. Unable to contain his rage and humiliation, he screamed as his form began to swell. Then, with a blinding flash, Liam exploded, the shockwave echoing across the battlefield.

As the dust settled, Gabe, Jacob, and the homies stood in silence, staring at the spot where Liam Kennedy, the self-proclaimed ruler of the Discordian Empire, had met his end.

Post Credits Scene- In the dim, neon-lit expanse of a futuristic room, Henry Cooldown stood alongside Travis and Jane, their faces shadowed but determined. The trio looked out over a holographic map of the multiverse, its countless branching pathways glowing in strange, otherworldly hues.

Henry tightened his grip on his Tsubaki Mk-III weapon, his voice filled with a quiet resolve. "The Discordian Empire was only the beginning. There are infinite worlds out there—untouched, unchallenged."

Travis cracked a grin, flicking his weapon in anticipation. "Guess it's time we made ourselves known, huh? Conquer the multiverse, leave our mark."

Jane nodded, her eyes steely. "Let's remind every reality who we are."

The three stood shoulder to shoulder, the swirling expanse of universes ahead of them. And as they exchanged determined looks, Henry spoke one last time, a glint of ambition in his eyes.

"We're going to rewrite every world—and no one's stopping us."

With that, they disappeared into the glowing multiverse, leaving only a faint echo of their ambition in the empty room.