~ Chapter 1: Fitzgerald ~

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Heya! My name's "Fitzgerald S. Anóitos", But I go by "Floober", It has been 3 months since New Glaggleland has been established. Everyone has settled in and the Glaggleland Government supplied everyone with funds that the people lost in the Glaggleland Massacre. Today, Goobvember 5, 678 G.B, I was just hanging out with my Friends, Goobern (Gene J. Raiden) and Mooner (Maxon Q. Lunae).  

Goobern: I am soooooooooooooo bored right now.

Mooner: Well, what do you want to do?

Goobern: I actually don't know.

Mooner: You are so dumb...

Goobern: HEY! I AM NOT DUMB!

Me: Can you two stop your bickering?

Mooner & Goobern collectively: Fine.

Me: How about this, the Government has said only 20% of New Glaggleland has been discovered. 

*Pulls out a map of New Glaggleland*

Me: This is what the Map looks like right now, it's small,

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Me: This is what the Map looks like right now, it's small,

*Points at the Top right of the map*

Me: This section isn't discovered yet, and, it's close to us, you know what I'm thinking?

Mooner: Hmm, Yeah.

Me: So what I'm saying is, we can help the government, record all the info we can gather, cover any species you can find, yada yada.

Goobern: But like, how do we tell the government-

Me: Uhhhhh, We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Also, I don't know why your name is Gene, It doesn't fit you.

Goobern: Possibly because the actual author is too lazy to add actual meanings to our names

Me: What? 

☺ Floober's Note: I have no idea why Goobern said this, and what does he mean by "Actual author"? It's not like were in some book, right? 

Goobern: Uhh, I mean, You can't be talking, your name is Fitzgerald-

Me: Shut up...

Mooner: What do we even know about this place?

Me: That it's in the Top right of the Map, Nothing else.

Mooner: Man, how are we gonna know if their isn't a nuclear bomb there?

Me: In what situation are we gonna be against a Nuclear bomb

Goobern: I don't know, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to read up.

*Goobern starts going through my bookshelf and casually throwing books on the floor*

Goobern: "Harry potter book 27: I dont even know any more" by J.K. Rowling, No... "The Old Goobis Place" by Goober G Goober, No... "Eeveelution Truth or Dare!" by JolteonIsMyFav3, No but I will definitely check it out later... There's nothing.

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