"Anything that you can do, I can do it better
While I'm bleeding
Every dollar that you make, I make a percentage
Call it even
Fake a smile so that they don't call you a bitch who takes up space
Run the world then be a good mother
But don't expect no...
At the moment everyone had just gotten home after the whole thing with Barry and Ripley being trapped in a musical, when they were all pulled into a white light. Along with people from Stars Hollow.
When the light died down everyone stood around, and everyone was now out of their super suits and in their human clothes. Ripley sighed as she adjusted the glasses on her. Unlike her sister, Kara, she'd only been wearing them for the past 3 years after she found her sister again, and was told to do so, so that if they ever became superheroes people wouldn't notice.
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She looked around the room before spotting her adoptive family.
"Ah!" The three yelled when spotting each other before running over and hugging, and then falling to the ground as everyone watched them amused, and fondly.
"What have you been up to lately?! Tell us everything." Lorelai said, as they got into a crisscross spot on the ground.
"Well, Mon-El and I started dating-"
"Ooo"
"Then I dumped him because he had been lying to me about who he was-"
"Idiot. Don't guys know by now that we always figure out the truth in the end?" Rory asked, rolling her eyes.
"Apparently not." Ripley said, rolling her eyes. "Anyways. Then some imp whammied me and my friend Barry. And I realized stuff and I love him, and I'm not mad anymore, but if he does lie again I'll drop a mountain on him. And now we're here." She said, shrugging. "You're turn. Go!"
"Well, I got a job for a New Paper." Rory said.
"Oh, fun."
"But in the copy room." Rory finished.
"Got to start somewhere, no big deal, what else?" Ripley asked her sister as everyone continued to watch the three women who were now ignoring everyone. Not that they expected anything else- it was the Gilmore girls.
"I met a guy, we dated a little bit, but then we broke up." She said with a shrug.
"All else fails you've still got time to marry rich. Who needs love?" Ripley said as Lorelai nodded in agreement.
"Shh!" The women shushed the man who just gave them an amused look.
"What else?"
"That's about it." Rory said and they both turned to Lorelai. "Go."
"Nothing. Life's boring."
"How? After living in Stars Hollow for so long, never a dull day, how is it suddenly boring?" Rory asked, baffled.
"My two girls are gone, so naturally there's nothing to be excited about, other than the news." Lorelai shrugged.
"You watch the news? Since when?" Ripley asked, baffled.
"Since you started popping up in it every five seconds." Lorelai said and Ripley nodded slightly as if agreeing.
"Point taken." Ripley said in amusement.
After a couple more minutes they finally turned back into the outside world.
"So, where are we?" Ripley asked and everyone gave her an amused look. "What?"
"You didn't hear the voice?" Alex asked.
"What voice?" Lorelai asked, frowning.
"The one that said we were going to watch Ripley's life growing up, and then watch the past year plus the future." Jon said, amused.
"Why?" Ripley asked, confused.
"Because you had a happy childhood here on earth and apparently we could use that happiness before we watch whatever horror that comes in the future." Lena said and everyone turned to her.
"This just got awkward." Ripley muttered.
"It's okay, I understood. We just met, we weren't that close yet. You probably would have told me soon enough." Lena said and Ripley nodded.
"Yeah, you're probably right." Kara said, nodding in agreement, hoping that was true.
"Okay, let's get this train wreck over with." Luke said and everyone went to sit down, but the three Gilmore's just sat down on one couch, blocking Luke and Mon-el from sitting down.
And as everyone got to their seats a table appeared in front of the three Gilmore's, full of food.
"We've gone to heaven." Loralei said and the three started eating before Ripley waved over her sister and Barry, the only other people int he room who could eat as much as the three Gilmore's, and as they started eating- with everyone watching in either amusement or disgust, the screen turned down and the lights went off.
