Ronald's diner

chapter 15

I.

As Hana was busy dragging her new friend around the house, she decided to end the tour by taking Bonnie out into the backyard. Unfortunately for the young girl, she failed to notice the look of shock that crossed Bonnie's face and caused her blood to run cold with fear. Namely, the sight of one Kim Possible playing kissy face with one Ronald Stoppable.

For a moment, Bonnie's mind reeled from the sight, and her world felt as though it were ready to come crashing down around her, but just for a moment. Soon, the old Bonnie kicked in, and her blood went from running cold to running hot, boiling hot. There was no way she was about to lose the person she loved without a fight. Clenching her fists tight, Bonnie began to approach the target of her anger as she let out a battle cry that would have made any Klingon proud, "KIM POSSIBLE, GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND!"

II.

Meanwhile, inside the house…

"Ronald, stop overreacting. If Bonnie runs into Kim, it won't be that much of a problem, will it?" Mrs. Stoppable asked. The sudden sound of Bonnie's scream gave her all the answer she needed. "Oh dear."

Ronald rushed out of the kitchen and towards the backyard, with his mother not far behind, to survey any possible damage. When he reached the backyard, there was a scene of chaos as a shocked and surprised Kim who was being practically hoisted off the ground by the front of her shirt by a quite irate Bonnie. Between the two women stood both Ron and Hana, who were trying to little avail; to separate the two women as Bonnie continued to hurl accusations and insults towards Kim.

"Bonnie? What are…" A bewildered Kim tired to ask.

"I'll teach you to mess around with Ronald's heart!" Bonnie shouted as she brought her hand all the way back in order to slap the red head.

"What are you talking about?"

"First, you break his heart, then you try to play kissy face with him out here." But just as Bonnie had finished bringing her hand up, she suddenly felt someone grab it and hold her back. "Let go of me!" She yelled, struggling to move her arm.

"Bonnie, don't do it. She didn't do anything."

"Like hell she didn't!" Bonnie replied as she continued to struggle to free her arm.

"Bonnie, listen to me. It's me, Ronald. I'm right here. Kim didn't kiss me. Please, just turn around and look at me." Ronald pleaded.

"B-b-but, but I saw her kiss you." Bonnie stammered. "I saw her."

"Bonnie, please, just turn around and look at me, OK?"

Bonnie stopped struggling against the person holding her arm, but she still refused to lower it. Instead, she turned her head enough to see who was preventing her from going after Kim. She was shocked to see, standing to her right and slightly behind, was Ronald. Quickly turning her head, another Ronald had a hold of her left hand, which still had Kim's shirt. Bonnie had to look back and forth between the two Ronalds several times to make sure she was really seeing what she thought she was seeing. Finally, Bonnie managed to mutter a single coherent statement,

"Two Ronalds?"

"Bonnie? Bonnie? It's me. You're Ronald, not hers." Ronald soothed as he let go of Bonnie's arm and turned the brunette so he could place his hands on to her shoulders.

"Ronald? But, but there's two of you. How?"

"He's my twin. Now, if you promise to calm down and promise to not attack Kim, I'll explain everything to you, OK?"

It was then that Mr. Stoppable stepped out onto the patio and, seeing the scene before him, asked the most obvious question he could think of, "So, um, what have I missed?"