Incorrect quotes- Jekyll and Utterson

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by Jekyll_Loves_Cyanide

by Jekyll_Loves_Cyanide

You all know where this is going. Again, credits to the generator, and enjoy!

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Jekyll: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Utterson : WHY?!
Jekyll: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

Utterson : Jekyll, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Jekyll: No, it’s mine.
Utterson : It... looks just like the one I have...
Jekyll: You don’t have one like this anymore.

Utterson : I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Jekyll: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Utterson : I don't know, surprise me!

Utterson : Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me.
Utterson : I mean, you listen to all my problems-
Jekyll: No, Utterson I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.

*While planning to break in somewhere*
Utterson : Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Jekyll: What?
Utterson : "Get Help."
Jekyll: No.
Utterson : C'mon, you love it!
Jekyll: I hate it.
Utterson : It's great! It works every time!
Jekyll: It's humiliating.
Utterson : Do you have a better plan?
Jekyll: No.
Utterson : We're doing it!
Jekyll: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Utterson , carrying Jekyll: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Jekyll at guards, knocking them out*
Utterson : Ahh, classic!
Jekyll: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Utterson , laughing: Not for me, it's not.

Utterson : Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Jekyll: Fake?

Utterson : Jekyll...
Jekyll: Oh no, 'Jekyll' in B flat.
Jekyll: You're disappointed.

Utterson : You have to apologize to them Jekyll.
Jekyll: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Utterson : Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Jekyll: Sure!
Jekyll: Whats your favorite color?
Utterson, laser focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Utterson : So you like cats?
Jekyll: Yeah.
Utterson : *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*