Your legs went numb, tears stream down your face.
It felt like you were watching asmr. It was shitty... literally, you couldn't squeeze out that last poop stuck up in your bootyhole, and the worst part is you're on a date, yup. You excused yourself to the toilet about forty minutes ago. It's no doubt the man had left. And the whole entire restaurant is closed. Nobody (mitski reference??) knows you're squeezing your life away on the toilet.
"aaAHHHHH?!" You let out a sharp yell as the last poop falls to the pan. Is this what heaven feels like? You thought as you shoved up two fingers inside your booty hole, this was the best part of taking a dump. Nobody knew about this little secret about you.
I mean, it's not like it's a bad thing everybody has their dirty little secret, this is yours!
You brought your fingers to your mouth, sticking out your tongue. It tastes a little bit dry. You should really drink water more.
(Sorry, guys, this is just a trial. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm tired Goodnight.)
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Whydidimakethisbook?
HumorI can't write I don't understand fancy and hard words I'm new at writing I Google words every time I'm reading a book I'm stupid so why am I making a book, you might ask? : because I'm bored and it's 8:245pm with nothing to do Well.. I have nothin...
