Simp down bad part 2

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Yn:okay I'm back and my throat is better with from a nice drink and a little snack I'm good to go now

Yn:now we have ruka the character that is basically simping for the simp that is very interesting so basically she's being a rental girlfriend for this buck tooth Timmy turner locking bastard right here no wonder these two dudes are homies bro they both down bad so she figures out that mizuhara is kazuya rental girlfriend she basically forces this man to become her boyfriend shit I mean it's better than paying 361.19 for some ass

Yang:I mean he's not wrong it's better to be Yn girlfriend than him paying for a rental woman

Blake:I agree

Ruby:it's weird that they have that in a anime

Weiss:it's pass weird it's gross 

Yn:she willing to throw that ass back to but if course we gotta remember this is an anime so you already know mc is gonna be be a pop say and he's not going to hit that boo day like bruh she was about to throw that ass in a love hotel bruh you know what his bitch ass did

Kazuya(oh my god I gotta stay loyal to my 361.19 booty)

Yn:for fucks sakes bro if he's going to keep acting like this then he might as well be stay a virgin and jack off to pictures because he ain't going to get no ass damn anime protagonist ceased to piss me off!!!

Nora:that dude might stay a virgin forever the way he's acting

Ren:I feel sorry for that dude

Jaune:he could've gotten with ruka and got a new girlfriend but he used his money for a rental girlfriend he needs to get his reality in check

Phyrra:definitely

Yn:and then we have sumi now she's quite shy I mean she got a little bit of social anxiety uh she kinda can't do anything like how the hell almost bust your ass while bowling you all that aside she cute of if I had a sister like her I'll protect her with my life

Ruby:she sure is cute like is she was a third sister to us yang

Yang:be fun to tease her

Yn:this show was hella good for some reason I was not expecting a show called rent a girlfriend to actually be so entertaining but you what's kinda crazy I look this shit up and this is real thing

Issie:no way

Naruto:it can't be a real thing

Sakura:please don't let be a real thing

Yn shows the website of the rental girlfriend

Yn:you can actually rent a girlfriend in Japan I swear yo if I catch you one of you do this imma hit y'all anyways that was it for this episode remember be ready the round table of black Air Force activity soon and I'll see all of you in the next episode goodbye everyone

Yn leaves his table as the outro plays

Hex girls: Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah.

What can you do
When the spooky goons are coming for you
If they catch you, then you know you're through
You keep on running cos you're out of time.

Hey, can't you see
That there's creepy creatures coming for me
I'm so scared that I can't even scream
So I'm running cause I'm out of time.

Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah.

Where can you hide
And be sure you're safe and sound for the night?
I can see you shaking, shiver with fright
Keep on running cause you're out of time.

I gotta go
Or it's curtains, it's the end of the show
If they catch me, then that's all she wrote
They're right behind me now
I know there's something coming
So I gotta keep on running, uh huh

Run, get away yeah
Run, get away yeah

Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah

Run, get away yeah
Run, get away yeah
Run, get away yeah
Woah, get away, get away, yeah.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 02, 2024 ⏰

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