STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE USUALLY ASK ME:
1) At movies: hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2) In bus: someone steps on my feet:Sorry did that hurt?
Me:No not at all. I am on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?
3) When they see me with short hair:hey! Have you had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.
4) When someone call on landline and asks where are you?
Me: I am in market with the phone around my neck......
You should also try it.
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I just cant stop laughing!
i mean sooo stupid!
LOL :D
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