typical things that happen at school:
1st period (math):
"oh im not raising my hand im stretching"
*sneezes* "GOD BLESS YOU"
"WHAT DID YOU GET FOR THIS PROBLEM"
"BE QUIET"
"I WANNA GO HOME"
"THE MATH AINT MATHING"
*chucks pencil across the room*
*falls off chair*
"HOW DID I GET 7/11 QUESTIONS WRONG"
"OMG UR SO STUPID"
"how the heck did u get that"
"WHO WANTS TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW AND GO TO CHICK FI LA WITH ME"
"YOU GUYS ARE BULLIES"
2nd period (pe):
"THEYRE CHEATING"
"AIM BOT"
"HER PC CRASHED"
*hits pe teacher with ping pong ball*
"OMG SHUT UP BRO"
*rage quits at whatever sport we're doing*
"oops i broke my leg ig i can't do pe.."
*throws ping pong paddle*
*gossiping and yapping the entire period*
"bro i thought u played baseball"
"BRO ITS SO COLD OUTSIDE"
"what if i js collapsed rn"
"what would happen if i pulled the fire alarm"
"HOWS UR BF"
*trips over nothing*
3rd period *2 term* (speed and theater):
*anything about raising canes*
"teacher asks question* *absolute silence*
*getting the evil eye for tilting desk back*
*having conversations across the room with friends*
*jumping up to touch the ceiling*
*getting sent to the hallway*
4th period (science):
"TEACHER SHE HAS HER PHONE OUT GIVE HER A DOC"
*rips notebook apart*
"H O T T O G O"
*does the macarena*
"wait what did she js say"
"CAN I JS COPY THAT DOWN"
"its pronounced atomusphere"
"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"
*non stop yapping*
"OOH DO WE GET TO USE THE MATCHES"
"i vote me kick (name) out of this class"
"THATS A VERBAL DISRUPTION DOCUMENTATION"
*mouths* "help me"
"WATATATATATATATATAATER CYCLE"
"OMG THE LION KING ISNT REAL OMG"
*falls off chair*
