1. Me: DONT even Think About wearing that top! You: Why? Me: I Just Had a vision and something bads gonna happen. You: Sure whatever! Me: No Honestly I saw You put that Team Jacob jumper on and Me attacking you! SHOCK HORROR!!
2. WARNING! Alice Just Had A Vision Anyone going to the cinemas/theatre November 18th 2011 will be seriously Injured!!
3. Team Edward? Team Jacob? Team Emmet? Team Jasper and Team Carlisle? What about TEAM SHIRTLESS€!!!
4. Thanks To Twilight every Time I see a silver Volvo I Chase after it Screaming "EDWARD, COME BACK!"
5. With all The rain here in England its looking alot like forks..Now Wheres My sparkley Vampire?
6. I sparkle! Fear my Glitter!
7. I Finally got my diagnosis I Have OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) If Cure is found MUST BE DESTROYED IMEDDIETLY! Thank You
8. Petrol £5.00, Speeding Ticket £100, Movie Ticket £5.60 Popcorn&Pop £6.00, Screaming everytime EDWARD CULLEN comes on the screen PRICELESS!!
9. My rules: if it's pretty, it's mine.. if it's shiny, it's mine.. if it's sparkly, it must be Edward Cullen therefore...it's mine.
10. "It's raining, it's pouring," I hear thunder... Wait, Going out to look for Cullen's playing baseball! Be back later :)
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Funny Phrases&Statuses - The Twilight Edition
FanfictionMy First Book...It Was going to be a One Shot But decided to Make it a longer Book... If its Not Funny or Entertaining Im sorry!
