Kitchenware Jokes: People think it's hilarious to make jokes about you being attracted to pans. "Oh, so you like frying pans, huh?" gets old really fast².
Explaining Pansexuality: Trying to explain that pansexuality means attraction to people regardless of gender, not just a love for Peter Pan or kitchen utensils. "No, I don't have a thing for Tinker Bell either!"
The "Pick a Side" Dilemma: Constantly being told to "pick a side" as if your attraction is a buffet and you need to choose between the salad bar and the dessert table. "Sorry, I just love the whole menu!"
Misunderstood by Everyone: Even within the LGBTQ+ community, sometimes people don't get it. "Wait, so you're bi?" "No, it's like... more inclusive. Think of it as bi-plus!"
Dating Profiles: Crafting a dating profile that explains pansexuality without sounding like a lecture. "I'm pansexual. No, it doesn't mean I love pans. Swipe right to find out more!"
The Infinite Crush List: Realizing you can have a crush on literally anyone, which makes your list of potential crushes endless. "Why limit myself to just one gender when I can have a crush on everyone?". But it hurts when you love I person and they think you don't really love them since you are pansexual and you like anyyyone!!
The Pronoun Game: Trying to remember and respect everyone's pronouns while explaining your own orientation. "So, you're he, she's she, they're they, and I'm pan-"
The "Pan" Puns: Friends thinking they're comedians with endless puns. "Are you pan-demic-proof?" "Do you have a pan-demonium of feelings?" Like hell they are not even a bit funny...
The Rainbow Confusion: People assuming you must have a favorite color in the rainbow flag. "So, which stripe is for pansexuals again? Oh, you like all of them?"
Celebrity Crushes: Having a crush on every celebrity regardless of gender. "Kim Taehyung ,Lilly Collins , and Demi lovato ? Yes, please!"
The Pronunciation Game: Correcting people who think "pansexual" is pronounced like "pan-sexy-all." "No, it's not a new cooking show!"
The Infinite Love Songs: Relating to every love song ever written because they all apply to you. "This song about a girl? Yep. This one about a guy? Also yep. This one about a non-binary person? Definitely!"
The "What's Your Type?Question: People asking what your type is and you just shrugging. "Humans. My type is humans."But in reality you have different types in different genders ..
(Like for me I like guys who are cute and soft and tall , non binary people who are short ,shy,protective, girls who are taller than me , long hair,tomboy , dominating ....)
The "Coming Out" Marathon : Coming out over and over again because people keep forgetting or don't understand. "Yes, still pansexual. No, it hasn't changed since last week." "No I am not lesbian " "NO !! AM NOT INTERSTED IN PANS" "I AM NOT A PAN!!!"
The "Pan" Emoji: Wishing there was a pan emoji that actually represented pansexuality and not just a frying pan. 🍳 "Close, but not quite!"
People thinking we are too "easy": Well most people think we can like and love anyone.... Like one of my friends even said " I will give you 100 rupees will you s/ëêp with me?" Like hell we aren't interested in LITERALLY everyone !!
Now meme time:
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