i know im ass at writing ok don't remind me
also dandy goes by he/him and astro goes by he/they
summary: diddy and asstro take turns smashing each other and gyatstro goes a lil too rough on danny!!,,, ‼️‼️💔🖤🖤
CW: CUMFLATION, DEGRADATION, TINY MENTION OF BLOOD. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.
Dandy and Astro are hanging out in Astro's bedroom, snacking on junk and watching movies. They finish watching the new Beetlejuice movie. "That was... interesting, to say the least.. What did you think about that movie, Dandy?" "Same thing. It was interesting alright."
The toons sat in silence before Dandy makes a certainly.. suggestive move. He puts his hand on Astro's thick thigh. (Astro is chubby as a hc.) Astro softly gasps at the sudden touch on his body. he glances over at Dandy, before looking away, a blue blush appearing on his crescent face. "Mm... Want me to go further, darling..~?"
Astro nods quickly, the blush growing on his face. "Alright, then..~" He positions himself so he's sitting on Astro's lap, facing the flustered moon. He places both his hands on Astro's thighs, rubbing them softly in vertical motions. Dandy looks up at Astro, with lustful eyes. Astro whimpers, their eyes becoming half-lidded. Dandy's warm hands move up to Astro's shoulders. He leans in to give Astro a soft kiss. Astro moans under the kiss, followed by Dandy's hands sliding towards the cyan moon's stomach. Dandy starts softly kneading Astro's stomach, trying to get pleasure out of them. Astro pulls away from the kiss, staring at Dandy's face with his half-lidded eyes. The moon moans, now aware of how Dandy's touching him. They wrap their upper pair of arms around Dandy's shoulders, his lower pair of arms wrapping the blanket tighter around him, but not tight enough to cover his torso. "A-Ah..I want more of you.. Please, Dandy..~" "Careful now, starlight.. You ask for somethin', and I give you too much of that.. You really don't want that to happen, don'tcha..~?"
"Nnggh.. I don't care, y-you bitch." "Oh! So now we're name calling to get what we want, eh? So needy.." "S-Shut your mouth, Dandicus.." The short flower snickers, with a quite evil grin on his face.
Then, something surprising interrupts aroused toons' bickering. Astro's hard. Dandy looks down and sees the crescents' dicks right near his own crotch. (Yes, Astro has two dicks, and four arms. The 4 arms thingy is canonically implied, and the 2 dicks fact is a hc of mine.) "Wow.. You really are a needy bitch, aren't ya? Hehe.. I'll take good care of you...~" The dominating dickhead (Dandy) giggles lustfully. He puts the tip of his finger on one of Astro's members, teasing the moon. "You know, sweetheart... I too, am a bit needy.. Which is why I won't say much."
He pulls his average-sized member out, and goes to get the lube from the cabinet. He finds the bottle, and he rubs some of the liquid all over his dick. He then goes back to the erect cyan-colored moon, positioning his dick in their hole. "W-Wait- Dandy-" Then, the rainbow flower slams his whole length (which is only 6.25 inches) into the cyan crescent's tight entrance. "A-AHH~!!" Again, with no hesitation, Dandy starts roughly thrusting into Astro. Astro covers his mouth with two (out of four) of his hands, along with their half-lidded eyes rolling up. Slightly muffled squeaks could be heard from Astro's vocal chords. Dandy, however, was speeding up pretty fast. "NNGHH- DANDY- S-SLOW DOWN-"
The flower completely ignores Astro, getting rougher with each and every one of his thrusts. Astro closes his eyes shut, beads of tears forming at the corner of his eye. Dandy uses one hand to keep his balance, and the other to jerk Astro off. Astro, who is failing to silence his messy moaning, pretty much releases right when they felt their partner's hand touch Astro's private parts. Dandy, shortly after, releases inside the messed up moon, giving them a harsh creampie. Dandy pulls his member out, and they both end up pretty exhausted, but the fun isn't over yet.
Not for Astro.
Astro pinned Dandy to the bed, and flipped him over on his stomach."Hehe.. It's my turn now, Dandicus." "Astro?! W-What are you talking abo-" Before Dandy could say anything else, He gets rammed in with 7.5 inches of slimy, tentacle cock. U-UGH~!!" Astro's pace was pleasantly slow, trying to suck out all the pleasure from Dandy, sort of like a lust vampire. Dandy was moaning loudly for each thrust he was taking from Astro. "God, Dandy. You're so loud.." "Nghh.. I can be as loud as I want..~" "You don't want to get stared at the next day, do you?"
Dandy paused for a moment. "I-It doesn't matter.." "Hm. Alright, then." Astro continued slamming in and out of his partner. Dandy, meanwhile, was the biggest moaning, blushing, crying, drooling mess Astro's ever laid his eyes upon. Astro had a quite fascinated look on his face from the fact that one could dominate Dandy so easily. That look turned into a devilish grin, as he leaned foward, his pace quickening. Dandy's noises grew louder in volume and higher in pitch, eventually to the point where he was moaning like a girl. "God, you're so pathetic, Dandicus. I didn't know it would be so EFFORTLESS for you to submit to my touch... I find this whole thing quite amusing to me..~"
Dandy's body quivered as Astro's members kept on slamming into his g-spot, ramming the poor flower relentlessly. "Hnng... I forgot to do something.." "Hahh.. W-What is it..." As soon as Dandy said that, Astro knots him, releasing. (i forgot to mention astro has knotted willys AUGH) The overstimulated flower is seeing stars at this point, trembling while he shots ribbons of his seed onto the bedsheets. His grip on the bedsheets tightens, as he gets pumped slowly, and kind of painfully. Tiny drops of blood leak from Dandy's hole, along with his stomach getting stretched from the absurd amount of cum inside him. His breathing gets heavier as the feeling of him fainting creeps closer. He makes noises which sound like a mix of moaning and quiet sobbing, due to never having experience with cum inflation. Suddenly, all of this despair and bliss ended with Astro pulling out. He collapses onto his side, exhausted. Astro cleans up the mess, and lays next to Dandy, spooning the full flower. He then grabs the sheets, and pulls them over their bodies. "Sweet dreams, darling.." He kisses Dandy, and the two sleepy lovebirds fall asleep.
anyways the next day they get weird looks from the other mains bcuz the other 3 heard all of that! the end!
