Blitz woke up in a particularly horny mood, which was a good thing since it was the full moon, time for his monthly f*ck session with Stolas. Blitz couldn't help but feel as if a hole was in his chest, almost a feeling of longing. He wanted his relationship with Stolas to be more than just a monthly F*ck session... but sex was all he would ever be good for. He pushed the feeling back down to god knows where, and set his mind to IMPressing Stolas (see what I did there? IMP? I'm hilarious.)He put on a blazer, nicer than the coat he usually wore, and started heading out.
Blitz went to many stores in the lust ring for.... "fun" stuff he could use tonight. (I'm trying to keep this PG but we all know that ain't happening)
A few hours later it was time to see Stolas. Blitz hopped onto the balcony as usual, lugging a large bag behind him.
"Hi-dee-ha-hoo-ha Stolas" (I wasn't sure how to write it like he said it in the show shhhh) Blitz opened the bag he had, revealing a bunch of... stuff. "I've got a lotta FUN SH*T FOR TONIGHT, Stols!" (Stols is the nickname Blitz used for Stolas)
"Hello.. Blitz" Stolas said, not sounding as enthusiastic as Blitz had expected.
"Ready for our monthly f*ck session?" Blitz asked, he sensed something was wrong, but he pretended to play dumb.
"I want my Grimoire" Stolas said in an unreadable tone.
(oh yeah I forgot to mention for those who haven't watched it, Blitz does these "F*ck" sessions so he can use Stolas's Grimoire to access the human world for his job)
Blitz's heart sank. He knew (well, thought) Stolas would never truly love him, nobody would. Sex was all he was ever good for and now, Stolas wants his Grimoire back. He thought the sex would be good enough to keep the Grimiore... but not even the one thing he was good at was good enough. Blitz felt a lump forming in his throat.
"W...what? Am I not f*cking you good enough? Is that what it is? I can do better, I- I promise! Just give me another chance!" Blitz pleaded, he couldn't have this taken away from him. As much as he needed the Grimoire, he also didn't want to have his suspicions of not giving good enough... yeah.
"Blitz.. I have something for you." Stolas got up grabbing an Azmodean crystal from the shelf, it worked exactly like the Grimoire in terms of teleporting in and out of the human world.
"I don't need you to come for our monthly F*ck sessions anymore.. I don't want you to feel like you're on a leash, forced to come back every full moon. you don't have to stay. But... I want you to. I want you to because... YOU want to."
Blitz's heart sank even more. He didn't understand. He wanted to stay, but he assumed Stolas had gotten bored of him and wanted to let him down easily. There was no way in hell Stolas would genuinely want him, want him for more than just the sex.
(from here on out this is more personalized, and not just a re-telling of the episode)
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Tethered (STOLITZ)
FanfictionA Helluva Boss fic of Stolitz from Blitz's perspective (I know this is pretty cliche but I ran out of ideas for what kind of fic to write) It takes place during the full moon episode :) It has yummy Blitz angst.