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Felix's Culinary Catastrophes

Felix decided to become a master chef. Hyunjin was his unfortunate taste-tester.

Felix created:

- "Spicy Jell-O soup" (Jell-O, hot sauce, and a hint of despair)
- "K-Pop pizza" (topped with kimchi, wasabi, and confusion)
- "Idol-sized burgers" (beef patties the size of manhole covers)

Hyunjin's reactions:

- "This tastes like regret!"
- "Is this a war crime?"
- "I think I lost a taste bud!"

Bang Chan intervened, "Felix, stop poisoning Hyunjin!"

Felix protested, "I'm innovating! Pushing culinary boundaries!"

Their kitchen became a biohazard zone:

- Exploding sauces
- Burning dishes
- Mysterious green mold

But Felix persisted.

He entered a cooking competition, where judges wept and contestants fled.

Miraculously, Felix won.

The prize? A cookbook deal.

"Catastrophic Cuisine" became a surprise bestseller.

People bought it for entertainment, not culinary guidance.

Hyunjin wrote the foreword: "Don't try this at home. Trust me."

Felix's culinary empire expanded:

- Restaurants with warning signs
- Cooking classes with hazard pay
- A food truck with a fire extinguisher