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Hyunjin and Felix's next disastrous collaboration began with a bright idea: creating a musical masterpiece. Felix claimed to be a genius composer, while Hyunjin thought he could sing. Together, they crafted a cacophonous symphony, blending cat meows, pot lid banging, and what sounded suspiciously like a dying robot.

Bang Chan, their unwilling producer, face-palmed during recording sessions. "This is torture!" he pleaded. Undeterred, Hyunjin and Felix added more chaos: out-of-tune harmonies, off-beat drumming, and an epic guitar solo that shattered windows.

Their magnum opus, "Catastrophic Crescendo," debuted to bewildered audiences. Listeners fled concert halls, covering their ears. Critics declared it "an auditory apocalypse." Yet Hyunjin and Felix celebrated, convinced they'd revolutionized music.

Their record label issued a warning: "Listen at your own risk." Sales skyrocketed, with fans buying the album as a joke. Hyunjin and Felix became infamous, their names synonymous with sonic catastrophe.