The Musician

Im Peeing

|A|N| Peeing while writing about pee. Good fun. I'm exhausted.... I need coffee. I was reading comments on previous chapters who have fucking predicted my ideas. Shit like should I change some of it to lame ass metaphors or keep it as straight ass motherfucking shit? Idk.

|Story Starts|

|Time Skip - 10 Minutes Later|

Armin still wasn't back. It doesn't take ten minutes to pee. You got up and walked over to the bathroom. What you saw made you laugh. He had fallen asleep, and the weird part was that he was standing with his pants down and cock still in his hands. This was hilarious. I so want to take a picture- but that'd be mean. He'd get so mad if I did. So I didn't. You walked over and stood beside him.

"Armin..."

You whispered. He didn't move. You gently took hold of his shoulders and lightly shook his body.

"Armin."

This time you spoke. Armin jolted and squinted.

"Huh?"

"You fell asleep peeing."

He looked down at himself and shook your hands off of how shoulders. He mumbled some inaudible words and rolled onto the ground. He whined loudly.

"What?"

You asked.

"This is so embarrassing."

He muttered. Well at least he's not having a freak out, I guess I can blame it on his lack of energy. You bent down and ran your fingers through his mussed, blonde hair.

"It's fine. Don't be embarrassed, I won't bug you about it... tonight."

"But it is embarrassing. You saw me half naked."

He grumbled tiredly. Well true, I did. But there wasn't anything bad about what I saw. He's reasonably sized if I do say so myself.

"Yeah but that doesn't matter."

"Yes it does."

"No it doesn't."

You grabbed onto his shoulders and pulled.

"Come, let's get up and go back to bed."

"I'm tired. Can I just sleep here?"

"On the bathroom floor?"

"Yeah."

"No, come on."

Armin moaned.

"No, just let me sleep here. I'm already comfortable."

"You're not. Get up."

"You can't tell me what to do."

"Oh my god. Fine, I'll just take you myself."

"What, no?"

You slid your arms under Armin, one beneath his back, and the other under his legs. It was weird feeling his bare skin. He's never actually shown any of it before. With one big hoist you picked Armin up. He groaned.

"No... stop."

He hardly tried to retaliate. He was just to weak for arguments right now. While you were walking down the hall his pants and underwear dropped from his ankles.

"Wait... please stop. Let me... get dressed."

"Just go to bed. You're tired."

You responded, laying him down in bed and rolling the covers up-over him.

"But I'm naked. Can I have my pants back?"

His eyes began to shut.

"Yes, I'll get them."

You walked back out into the hall and picked up his clothes. They're so thin- his pants. I might not even be able to fit into these. But awe, look, he has cute little light blue briefs. I can just imagine him wearing them. They so suit him. Awe. You turned off the hall light and went back into your room. By the time you got back, Armin was already fast asleep.

"See, didn't I say you were to tired."

I mumbled, finally getting back into bed. I'm exhausted too. Everything's just so tiring. I snuggled up closer to Armin. I could feel heat radiating off of his bare skin. I bet he's soft. So soft. I never payed attention while I picked him up. Just one touch, one? Fine. You slithered your hand over to him and rested it on his hip. I was right. He does have soft skin. I think I'm just gonna stay like this. I like this. Things are gonna start getting better for now on, now that we're together- as a couple. I'm excited to see what life brings us.

|Time Skip - Morning|

Armin was the first to wake up. He felt refreshed. It was nice to finally get more than a full nights worth of sleep. His eyes shuttered open. He nuzzled closer to your chest, and wrapped a leg around yours. Then, he suddenly realized.

"Y/N."

He called. It was loud enough to wake you up.

"Huh?"

You grumbled.

"Why am I half naked?"

He sounded a bit annoyed.

"Cause you fell asleep peeing last night. I woke you up. You got embarrassed and flopped down on the ground, so I had to carry you back to bed. You passed out so I figured I would bother you to put your pants back on."

"I did that!? Seriously!?"

He began to yell.

"Mmhm."

"Gosh, I am so embarrassing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Just forget it and cuddle me."

Armin contemplated the two ideas in his mind. Well, cuddling sounded a lot better than arguing, even if it meant being half-naked.

"Fine."

Armin got closer and pulled you in.

"This is the only time I'll do this."

He told me.

"What, cuddle!?"

"No! We're gonna do this all the time. Being naked, no. If anything like this happens again then I'm getting dressed."

"Why?!"

"Because it's weird."

"Being nude?"

"Yes, especially around you."

"Psht, shut up. Get used to it. I wanna see all of that cute body of yours. And if you're worried about size then honestly, I think you're pretty big."

You snickered.

"Okay I'm done."

Armin sat up.

"No wait! Stop! What's wrong!?"

"You're making things weird!"

"Okay I'll stop! Just come back here!"

Armin looked down at me. His eyes literally made my heart begin pounding. Wow, he is so gorgeous.

"Alright."

Armin lay back down and I grabbed his wrist.

"Fine, I won't talk about your big-ass genitals."

"I'm done!"

Armin tried getting up but you pulled him back.

"Stop! You're making things awkward!"

"I am not! See I could be looking at your dick but no, you'd freak so I'm not!"

"Perv!"

"Says the one who jacks off saying my name like a weirdo!"

Armin was lost for words.

"That was just mean Y/N."

|To Be Continued|