𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 || •𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀•

𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿

thank you guys for 12k reads and 1k
comments<3

in this chapter i will be adressing myself as my
actual name(elaine) and not as author

you guys can call me elaine too :)

top 3 winners
1._Blub_5 as reader 1
2.hyunjinsprincess21 as reader 2
3.iloveleeminho_148 as reader 3

i really liked all of them but i had to choose three :(
thanks for participating tho<3

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a knock broke the focus of everyone watching the movie in the living room.

"that must be the pizza." jeongin says. "i'll get it."

changbin opens the door only to be meet by a brown skin, short dwarf(a/n: self-roast) in a pizza uniform, holding a pizza, with a grin on her face.

"elaine?"

"hello this a pizza pabo delivery, for seo changbin. will you be paying with cash, your body or card?" she says like she has practiced that a thousand times. *side eye.*

"my body?"

"you know. doing a thousand push ups or something."

"yeah... i'm good." jeongin says. "what are you even doing here? did you kill the pizza guy?"

"what? no! i would never do that to steven." she dramatically put a hand on her chest. "i just stole his car."

jeongin gives her a deadpan look, "can you even drive?"

"of course i can." she proudly says.

jeongin looks over her head to see the car she came her with, "the car says otherwise." he says, looking at the cars condition. the car looks like it had a battle with optimus prime.

poor car. it got wrapped up with elaine's bad driving skills. i don't think she ever did learn how to drive. do she even have a driver's license?

"my question is why are you asking yourself a question you know the answer to? i mean your asking yourself about yourself? that's weird."

"jeongin have some respect for the fourth wall." elaine glares. her playfulness gone now replaced with scary aura.  "bob works very hard to build it."

he puts up his hands to surrender, "right sorry."

"if you don't mind i'll be getting in now." she pushes past him. "you'll bring in the pizza." jeongin rolls his eyes. bossy dwarf.

elaine walks into the living room feeling like a main character in a book. technically she is but who cares? "guess who's back bitches!" her voice booms throughout the room, making some curse internally and others smile, as the turn around to see her.

"did you get shorter?"

stab number one.

"more like more annoying."

stab number two.

"why are you at a place your not wanted at?"

stab number three.

after taking three menaces stabs from, insoo, suhyeon, and seungmin, elaine looked as lifeless as ever. she couldn't possibly take another.

"maybe she's lonely to the point she needs to resort to going to people that don't want her."

stab number four.

right then and there her funeral flashed before her eyes.

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her body laid in the small coffin, that could probably fit a child in there. her eyes closed, her hands criss-cross on her chest and her heartbeat stopped.

bob stood behind the podium with tears in his eyes. now who's forth walls will he fixing. "we are today to honour the death of elaine nkosi or better known as paborachasleader. she has been an amazing, funny and weird author. we all loved. even though she couldn't finish her story 'texted first.' her memory will be forver engraved in our hearts." he says, putting a hand by his heart. people start sniffing, serena and hyunjin start bawling their eyes out.

what a dramtic couple.

"may her readers please step forward." bob says gesturing for them to come forward.

the three readers come forward standing in a line. reader 1 looked quite nonchalant, yet you could see the small tears threatnening to come out. she steps up behind the podium. she opens her mouth to speak yet nothing came out of it. i'm sure had many things to say yet she couldn't find the words to say them. instead she just stuck to saying, "yeah, imma let the people cook."

what a beautiful message i could feel all the emotions behind it.
did you?

as she steps down from the podium. reader 2 steps up. the undeveloped half-breed potato carrot, "my fellow undeveloped carrot has finally taken her well deserved rest." she nods, with sigh. "the undeveloped carrot soiciety shall miss her." she puts a hand on her chest. the undeveloped carrot soiciety, sitted in the crowd, does the same.

reader 3 steps up. she was the one with the most tears. she looks at elaine's coffin. "so you finally decided to take the ultimate nap," she sniffs. "now you can go from 'resting your eyes to 'rest in peace.'"

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back to present.

"did we seriously just watch your funeral?" seungmin asks in a deadpan voice.

elaine was too lifeless to even answer him. after taking four stabs from her own characters. you could imagine that she was on the verge of death.

"you guys hurt her feelings." lusher pouts.

at least there was one person who showed sympathy.

"also where's minho?"

"i saw him sharpening a knife in the kitchen."

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hi my beautiful buckets of salt👹

how do you feel about this chapter?

sorry if you were a reader that was chosen
and you seemed out of character
also sorry if i got you gender wrong.

this was a pretty weird chapter
it was actually longer than this but i decided
to break the chapter into two parts

i'll publish the second chapter when i reach
15k reads

bye my lovelies<3
till the next update👹