Not cannon
(I don't have anything for my book so leave your suggestions in the comments and maybe I will take one... I'm not joking I have no ideas for this book because, writers block, so leave you Ideas in the comments!)
*crash* TEST TUBE
FAN: I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE!!
FAN: AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS
FAN: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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SALOT as fan!
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Fan: pull the lever paintbrush!!
Fan: WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrrrrr!...
Paintbrush: I know
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Fan: listen up lightbulb! I hope you're not scared, cuz I'm not caring, you.
Lightbulb: no no no, nobody carried me since my mom!
Fan: I doubt it
5 minutes later...
Fan carrying lightbulb
Lightbulb: A- and p-painty turned into a lemon! *Cries*
Fan: it's just a dream lightbulb... It's just a dream
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Fan: Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- OH MY GOD-
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OJ: you can call me the king of ii!
Fan: so you're good at maintaining friendships right?
OJ: ...
Fan: you're good at maintaining friendships right?!
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Fan: pass me my keys.
*Test tube throws a printer*
Fan: I said my keys!
Test tube: I thought you said printer!
Fan: Why the fuck would I say printer!
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Fan: Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes!
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Fan: *deep inhale*
Also fan: *the quietest "fuck" he can muster*
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Test tube: Nice for TK to invite us over for a picnic, ey love?
Fan: I hope she made lots of S P A G H E T T I.
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Fan: Some people just need a high five!
*At OJ*
...in the face...
*At paintbrush*
...with a chair.
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Fan: GET THE F OFF OUR LAWN!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Frozen Up (An ii AU)
Action(The cover is from @shyArtistPerson and the Story inspiration from @shyArtistPerson) After inanimate insanity ended, OJ used the 1 million dollars to build a hotel. where he can work, where people stay and the home of the contestants of ii... Except...
