Recently, a worldwide survey was
conducted and the only question
asked was: "Would you please give
your honest opinion about the
solution to the food shortage in the
rest of the world?"
The survey was, not surprisingly, a
huge failure. Because:
In Africa they didn't know what
"food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know
what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know
what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what
"opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know
what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know
what "please" meant.
And, in the USA they didn't know
what "the rest of the world" meant.
