Ah yes, the all time pick up lines that are just plain typical that you could get fromt that one guy in your math class that's just trying to 'break the ice' with you.
THE AMATEURS
Excuse me, but do you know how much a polar bear wieghs...? Enough to break the ice.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want me to walk by again?
Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
Are you Google? Because you're all I've been searching for.
You must be a keyvoard because you're just my type.
If you were a vegtable, you'd be a cutecumber.
On a scale from one to ten, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
I'm not a photgrapher, but I can picture us together.
Well here I am, what were your other two wishes?
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Pick Up Lines
HumorCheesy pick up lines to brighten up someone's day. Not always smart and they don't always work in your benefit.
