With these pick up lines, it seems like it's a bit much. Or "did you just compare me to what I think you did?' Too far, dude.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'd give you a cigatrette but you're already smokin' hot.
Are you related to Yoda? Caused Yodalicious. (Canablism is not a way to get a girl to like you!)
If you were a pill, I'd overdose.
Do you live in a cornfiled? Cause I'm stalking you.
Your sweetness is giving me a cavaity.
I put the STD in Stud.
Do you have a plum I could have? What about a date?
You must be a bannana because I find you so appealing.
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Pick Up Lines
HumorCheesy pick up lines to brighten up someone's day. Not always smart and they don't always work in your benefit.
