bkdk ✧. ┊ oneshots

3 ; advice

song for this story - baby i'm yours (cass elliot)

summary | izuku gives his friends relationship advice but no one knows where he gets these good tips from. so one day, denki asks him a question..

no quirk au

"hey, deku! thanks for that advice you gave me a couple of weeks ago, now me and toga are further than i thought we'd be." ochaco thanked izuku.

midoriya looked up at ochaco, "no problem, uraraka! i'm always here if you need me."

"midoriya! kaminari has been asking for you. he says something about relationship advice." tenya yelled, running up to izuku.

"oh! okay, thank you iida, i'll be there."

"no problem. he's in his dorm, whenever you go over there." tenya says before walking away.

"i'll get going now, uraraka! tell me how things go between you two, okay?" izuku says, waving and walking to denki's dorm.

"alrighty, deku! thank you, again. see you later!" uraraka said, waving and then walking away to her own dorm.

izuku sighed, looking at the dorm rooms and who was in them. "kaminari.. kaminari.." but then, another name catches his eye. "kacchan..? i should pay him a visit before i go to kaminari's dorm.. room 420.." izuku said to himself before walking to the elevator and pressing the 4th floor, then exiting the elevator when it came to the floor.

"ah.. there's so many dorms.." izuku said, looking down the hallway and starting to walk. "hmm.. dorm 420.. here it is!" izuku stopped and knocked on the door. "kacchaann.. are you in there?"

"yeah, just a second 'zuku." a voice came from inside the room, lighting up deku's face with glee.

the door opened, revealing a tired blonde who looked like a just woke up. "what is it, izuku?" katsuki said, pulling up his pajama pants so izuku couldn't see his all might boxers.

"kacchan! i just wanted to check in on you." izuku said, inviting himself into katsuki's room.

"mhm.." bakugo said, obviously tired and wrapping his arms around izuku's waist, resting his forehead on his shoulder.

"huh? kacchan, what's the matter?" izuku asked, bringing his attention to katsuki and turning around so izuku is facing bakugo.

"nothing, 'zuku. why'd you come here?" katsuki asked, curious why he would come here when he has more people to be around.

"i just wanted to hang out with you, kacchan! why, do you want me to leave?"

"no, stay." katsuki said, his grip tightening around izuku's waist.

he laughed, "alright, i wasn't planning on leaving, anyway! but denki wants me to give him relationship advice so we can continue this later, okay?" izuku admitted, upset to have to leave.

"damn dunce face.. you better not spill anything about us. are you sure they aren't suspicious about how you know all this stuff, anyway?" katsuki asked, letting go of izuku, but still holding his hand.

"yes! i am super duper sure, kacchan. don't worry!" izuku said, reassuring the stressed blonde.

"alright then, 'zuku.. whatever you say. i'll let you go now, i'm going to sleep." katsuki said, walking midoriya to the dorm door.

"awww, kacchan you're so sweet. i hope you have a good sleep!" izuku says, opening the door and exiting.

"HAH?! you damn nerd!" a flustered katsuki yelled before slamming the door.

"ah.. he's such a hopeless romantic." izuku says, the thing that others would most likely disagree with. "alright.. now denki's room.. i think it's on this floor, no?.. hmm.. here it is! it has his name on the door.." izuku mumbled to himself, knocking on the bring yellow door that read, 'denki kaminari' with lightning bolts on it.

"MIDORIYA! took you long enough." denki said, opening the door and pulling izuku in.

"sorry, kaminari, i was looking for your dorm.." izuku said, a white lie.

"yeah, because finding my dorm takes forever."

"it really does!.. anyway, what was it you needed help with?" izuku asked, sitting on denki's bed while he closed the door.

"ughh!! me and jirou are supposed to go on a coffee date tomorrow, but i don't know what to wear, what to say, or what to even do! i mean, it's probably not like she sees it as a date like i do, but im so nervous." denki rambled, waving his arms around while doing so.

"well, let's first pick your outfit. nothing too over the top but not too lazily picked. probably a knitted sweater and jeans, maybe?" izuku suggested.

"you. are. a . GENIUS! thank you, midoriya." denki said, taking out a note pad and writing down izuku's ideas.

"right.. and what to say?.. maybe ask questions, like what does she think about the place you're at, let her share her opinion and then yours, maybe you can ask her about what she's wearing, too. where she got it from. and never ask a girl about money! it's a crucial part to dating.. just let the conversation flow." izuku said, watching denki write down everything he said.

"thank you, midoriya! you're a life saver. i owe you big time. that's if this date goes right.." denki said, trailing off. "also, how do you know all of these tips and tricks? you're not dating anyone, are you?"

"WAHH?! me? no way!.." midoriya said, quick to react. "i mean.." izuku groaned, "UGHH! i'm dating kacchan!! i'vebeendatinghimsincethestartofthisyearandhe'sbeensuperdupernicetomesince!" izuku said, quicker than any normal person could comprehend.

"what?! you're dating bakugo? as in the guy that calls others 'extras?' as in anger issues bakugo?!" denki says, incredulous.

"uh ohh.." izuku says, terrified of what might come. "i need to go, denki.." he said before getting up and rushing out the door and down the hall to the elevator and running to his own room. "oh my gosh, kacchan is going to kill me!" izuku says, before plopping himself onto his bed and slowly drifting off to sleep.

the next day..

izuku woke up to banging at his door. "DEKU YOU DAMN NERD OPEN UP THIS DOOR!!" a familiar voice yelled, banging and shaking the handle.

izuku got up and ran to the door, opening it. "WAHH! kacchan!! i'm sorry!"

"WHY DID DUNCE FACE TELL ME YOU TOLD HIM THAT WE'RE DATING?!" katsuki yelled, not really scolding him, but yelling because he wasn't ready to tell everyone yet.

"kacchan!! i'm sorry! also, it's not helping you're yelling! let's talk inside?" izuku said, trying to calm down the upset blonde.

katsuki scoffed, "right, fine." and followed izuku into his room.

izuku closed the door, sitting down next to bakugo on his bed. "'zuku. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE?! DUNCE FACE OUT OF ALL PEOPLE?"

"WAHH! KACCHAN, STOP YELLING!"