Okay so this one is not mine, I found it in One Direction jokes and randomness book by saturnmuke so go check it out.
*Niall farts*
Liam: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NIALL DID YOU JUST FART?
Niall: NO I DIDN'T. MY ASS JUST LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT BLEW YOU A KISS.
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Little Things
Randomthis is a little book of funny, cute, random and straight up weird things that hopefully will make you smile and laugh on a bad day