Niall: 
I said can I take you home with me?  She said never in your wildest dreams. 
                              Me: UM NO. IF NIALL HORAN ASKS YOU TO COME HOME WITH HIM. YOU GO.
                              SHIT, IF IT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN HIS CAR BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHED HIS SENTENCE. 
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Little Things
Aléatoirethis is a little book of funny, cute, random and straight up weird things that hopefully will make you smile and laugh on a bad day
 
                                               
                                                  