Yudistra Family [yonkagor]

001 // still.

(just to clarify , speckle and seabird are the 'children' of this au i suppose.)
(warning for cringe lol)

It was like any other night, one could say. Still. Still and quiet. Everyone was doing their own thing. Speckle was being Speckle, writing something. Seabird was watching something. Clownfish was making cookies (mmm yum!!!). And Selfish was... Posing in the mirror, being delusional, for some reason.
Everyone was quite content with the evening. Going about their day. Just as one would on a normal Sunday evening, simply relaxing (at least... it's what i would do).
"And- There, and there... Hm...~" Selfish would hum to themself as they fixed their hair. Of course, there was no reason to do this since their hair is already so perfect.
They walked out of the bathroom, into the kitchen, tail swaying happily as they walked.
"Hello, fellow cats! I'm finally here, I'm finally here, isn't everyone so happy to see m-"
"We get it. You're a narcissist. Now be quiet. I can't hear the oven.." Tetra had cut off Selfish- When did they get here? Not complaining though...
"... Why would you need to hear the oven... It's an oven... " Selfish blinked a few times, confused. "Sarcasm, the greatest thing invented. " Tetra replied, tail coiled around their own leg and leaning against a wall. "I mean... Your smart enough to get it, right?" They said again.
"Why of course! I use sarcasm all the time, you chronically online... Kid liker... " Selfish spat back (THEY COOKED. THEY BURNT THE FOOD.) Tetra gave an 'are you actually kidding me right now' type of look, even Clownfish's ears perked up, and they looked at Selfish with a confused, slightly judging look.
"How the heck does being chronically online make someone a 'kid-liker'...? Besides... Tetra isn't even that chronically online... Their just... Online... A lot." Clownfish spoke up, a confuddled tone in their voice.

"..." Everyone was silent for a moment. Because what Selfish had just spouted made no sense.
"... D- Uhh... Stop looking at me like that!" Selfish said aggressively, yet nobody was impressed nor scared. "Err... I'm gonna walk away."
Selfish muttered before walking away awkwardly, embarrassed even.

"What a dumbass." Tetra scoffed, but quietly than most people would.
"What do you see in them?" Tetra asked.
"... They make me laugh, they also like my cooking."
Is what Clownfish responded with.
So everyone, this chapter was boring, and nobody even learned anything valuable or useful, there was no moral in this. We didn't pick up on any special topics to educate our minds, and we sure didn't laugh at any stupid thing in here.
So... That's that.

(thank you for reading this awful, cringeworthy thing.)
ShrimposNo1Fan_ Kasmaru
(seriously. i'm flopping...)