5 acts of arson. Several charges of physical assault. 20 counts of attempted robbery. Those are just a few of the crimes that Y/N was arrested for. Let me rephrase that. The few charges Y/N was caught with. That's right folks, this guy? Not very much an upstanding citizen. Also, fun fact the 20 attempts of robbery were all for the same ice cream store.
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If I'm being honest here, I have no idea how I'm in this situation. I mean like what did I even do? Y/N was sitting on a cold stone bench. Not just any bench actually, but one inside a holding cell. Earlier in the day they were at court and sentenced to a life sentence. Wait, scratch that, a death sentence. So, they were sitting here like absolutely nothing had happened.
A few hours passed and a few guards came over, holding guns and hiding their faces with masks, as if that looked more threatening. "Hey, is it time yet? I'm getting hella bored here, like common you didn't even get me the daily alien invasion newspaper!" The guards were unamused. "Get up, you're moving into your actual cell now. Don't resist." Bruh can these guys take a chill pill? Like I haven't done anything to resist them yet. They unlocked the door and Y/N stood up, stretching their arms out and getting blood back through their body. "Alright cool, can we go now?" The guards turned to each other and back at Y/N before taking their arms and walking out the cell door. "You can just hold my hand if you guys want like how normal people do?" The guards ignored Y/N.
It's been a week, or maybe a month, or maybe just a day. Prison wasn't that entertaining, nothing like the movies or anything like the books. It felt kinda like school, the same daily routine, the same food, the same everything. It was boring, it was hell. Y/N was mindlessly fidgeting with their bed sheet, tired and exhausted. For the past few days, it's just been wake up, eat, sleep. Over and over again. Every so often, Y/N could see other prisoners getting taken out of their cells to be taken care of. It's only a matter of time before it's their own time. Today was a bit different though, some people showed up in front of Y/N's cell. Yet, these people weren't the usual stone-faced guard. They wore long white coats and had a folder with them. Out of the three one of them stepped up and spoke with an almost annoyed tone, "Y/N L/N correct?" "Yeah, that's like my full name mhm." The guy shook their head as if tired of this conversation already. "Would you perhaps be interested in... getting out of here?" The white coat guy leaned in a little to say the last part as if it was a silly lil secret. "Yo for real???? Cuz like yes I'd love to get outta here!" The people nodded in unison, creepy. "Very well, all you must do is sign this contract, and you'll have a chance at going free." A chance? Ah hell nah this sounds fishy as fuck. "Bet." One of the other guys, a taller one stepped forward and unlocked the cell door. Why does this guy get a key the hell? The third guy handed me a folder and a pen with no hesitation. Y/N took them and read the contract. JUST KIDDING no one reads those bruh, they signed it without a second thought and gave it back. "Cool now like free me :3" The three shook their heads this time, "You must wait till tomorrow. Goodbye now." They redid the lock and left pretty quickly. Bruh they tryna make me angry or something I swear.
The next day, Y/N was transported to a new location. This place was wayyyy cooler. Y/N actually got a pretty cool bed and had access to the coolest alien invasion daily newspaper run by the local alien protection squad. This wonderful blissful moment didn't last long though, some more people barged in, very rudely I must add, and threw some diving gear at Y/N and told em to get changed and be ready to leave in 10 mins. Luckily, Y/N was actually the #1 student in speed-changing class, made for silly people.
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Hi
I made this at 11 pm (I'm no eepy)
so uh like idk this is for the funny
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FISH - Pressure fanfic :3
HumorFISH this is a shit post this is stupid this has a hot fish in it idk man (Before anyone asks, I drew the cover art)