The coach

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"Ermm where's the coach" Milo asked Asher

The class was waiting in the gym for the coach to arrive.

"Maybe... she got taken by... THE DARK REUNION!!!" Asher said ominously.

"No way you still think that's real" Silas said, also standing next to the other 2.

"IT IS REAL! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PICKING ON ME ABOUT IT!!!!" Asher pulls up his scarf and covers his entire face.

"I wouldn't hang around him Milo. He has middle school syndrome" Silas whispered to Milo

"And I'm dead" Milo said

Silas paused and gave him a weirded out look and then just left them.

The door slammed open all of a sudden!!! And it was...

Biggy

The door opened again 1 second later and it was...

"HEY KIDS!!! SORRY FOR BEING LATE!!!"

It was the coach! And she started hitting high notes all of a sudden.

"Coach Melodie is such a show off" Biggy said. She still seemed upset about earlier for some reason.

"THIS IS THE SHOW BUSINESS NOT THE NOT NOT UR BUSINESS! Everyone give me 5 laps around the school!"

Coach Melodie started dancing and singing while everyone left to do the laps.

Everyone then started to run around the school

"5 laps is crazy we usually have to do only 2" Silas said

Asher starts panting and sweating really loud

"Are you ok ur sweating loud-" asked Milo

"Milo that makes 0 flipping sense you can't sweat loud" Silas interrupted

"You should take off ur scarf Asher, or else you'll be sweating all that lice out of ur head" Silas added

"NO! *pants* I CANT TAKE IT OFF! *pants* OR ELSE MY *pants* SCARS WILL *pants* SHOW!!!" Asher literally screamed so loud that everyone around looked at him

"What do you like cut yourself" Milo said

And then everyone looked at Milo

Later...

"Alright class! Today we're doing~~~~ DODGEBALL!" Coach Melodie hits high notes nonstop

"Oh my gosh my ears are gonna fly off and get married and have a baby and then die in a car crash and then go to prison and then their child gets married and then also die from a car crash if she keeps on doing this" joxine said

"Same" Silas agreed

"Ok the team captain on the blue team is biggy and the team captain on the red team is uhm......"

Coach Melodie looked around until she saw Milo

"You! You new student! Be the captain" coach Melodie DEMANDED!!!

"Ok go ahead and take turns picking ur teammates! Even tho it's a uneven number"

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