Are we all gay? (Haikyuu!! bxb fanfic)

Are we all gay?

"Wait... are we all gay?!" Hinata shouted, somewhere between excited and shocked.

-Let's rewind to clarify-

"I wanna share with everyone," Nishinoya said loudly, causing everyone nearby to stop and wonder what had him riled this time.

"I'm in love! I wanna scream to everyone and tell them all about the amazing person I'm in love with!" No one was really sure what got him started, but Noya was in one of his determined, excited, loud moods. He had been thinking to himself and some random trigger had set him off. No one noticed said trigger melting into a very, very red puddle near the other side of the gym, either.

"You could bring them to meet us, Noya. We'd be happy to meet this 'amazing person'." Daichi said calmly, slowing the Libero's rampage.

Noya stared at him for a moment, a small smile growing on his face.

"Why don't we have a party, we can all bring the person we like. What do you think Captain?" Suga said softly as he glanced sideways at Daichi, giving him a smirk. The captain's cheeks flushed a bit but he gave a sharp nod and cleared his throat before shouting for the team to gather.

They confirmed that everyone present had someone that they liked and were willing to invite to a small get-together to introduce to the team. While Tanaka sulked and pouted about Noya "holding out on him", they decided to hold the gathering the following weekend and went back to practicing.

-Which brings us back to the present-

"Wait... are we all gay?!" Most of the team had arrived at the agreed-upon time and Shouyou's eyes were huge (more than usual) as he looked around at his teammates.

"Well... it is a boys volleyball team..." Suga smirked.

"That's offensive." Tsukishima said with a scowl as Suga wound his long pale fingers around Daichi's to quiet the side-eyed glare he was receiving.

"You mean you're the only straight one?" Kageyama deadpanned toward the blond. Noya snickered and Daichi muttered something in the range of 'please don't start fighting'.

Yamaguchi pushed himself up under his blond counterpart's arm, who -to the surprise of everyone there- pulled him closer. "Nope! Tsukki's totally gay. He's sweet and roma-"

"Shut up, Yamaguchi." Tsukishima cut him off with a squeeze.

Yamaguchi looked up with a small smile and a pink hue on his freckled cheeks. "Sorry, Tsukki." The soft smile shared between them surprised everyone, but Tsukishima wasted no time in looking back to the group and adopting his normal bored grimace.

"So... we are... See, you had nothing to worry about!" Hinata said a bit too loudly, making Kageyama turn bright red and look away from everyone with a small 'tsk' sound.

"Well... some of us could be bi, or something like that, Shouyou." Noya looked at his teammates, waiting for someone to pipe up.

"Are you?" Hinata asked innocently, eyes wide and curious.

"Nope!" The perky libero exclaimed with a huge grin. He backed himself into his ace and pulled long, tan arms over his shoulders as if to strap himself into his boyfriend's embrace. "I'm Asahisexual."

Asahi's face burned bright red up to his ears but he still pulled the smaller boy against himself and bent to snuggle into his hair a bit.

"Guess I'm playing the wrong sport... am I really the only straight one?" Ennoshita said, looking a little bewildered.

"Ryuu isn't here yet, he's always loved Kiyoko-san, so you can't be all alone. Narita and Kinoshita too, but said they couldn't come, tonight though, right?" Noya said enthusiastically, thumping Ennoshita on the back from an awkward angle under Asahi's arm.

"Yeah, they had to do something last minute, I guess... Haven't you always loved Kiyoko-san, too, Noya?' The taller boy said with much less enthusiasm.

"I'm very supportive." Noya grinned, Asahi smiling and sighing softly into his hair.

As if he'd been summoned by the discussion about him, they heard Tanaka's voice from outside, saying something about 'we're late' and 'going in first'. Nishinoya untangled himself from Asahi to greet his friend with a 'bro hug' and peer out the door, looking for his date.

"Oi! Ryuu, where's your date?"

"Coming... wait, what about you? All of you; weren't we all supposed to have one?" He stared at the room full of boys, with a crease between his brows, confusion written plainly on his face.

His eyes widened slightly when he noticed Suga and Daichi's hands firmly clasped together, his face twisted a bit when he saw that Yamaguchi was tucked under Tsukishima's arm and Hinata was pressed against Kageyama, but his jaw dropped fully when Noya trotted back to Asahi and folded himself once again under the larger boys arms.

"So... you're gay? All of you?" He said as if amazed.

"My girlfriend couldn't come." Ennoshita said quietly, looking slightly disgruntled at, once again, being lumped in with everyone else there.

"Noya-senpai said some of us could be bi!... or other things, but I don't know what..." Hinata piped up.

"But you're not. You're gay. So, unless whoever is didn't say anything, we're all gay except for Ennoshita and presumably Tanaka, Narita, and Kinoshita." Stated Tsukishima in his usual blunt manner.

Tanaka stared at them, his mouth agape.

"So... is your date coming, Bro?" Noya asked just as the door opened and they heard, first a sneaker squealing against the floor, followed by a thump and a red jacket flying through the air and sliding across the floor.

"Is that a Nekom-" Kageyama started but cut himself off as the door swung open the rest of the way to reveal none other than one Yamamoto Taketora, Nekoma's mohawked wing-spiker.

Every one of them stared, slack-jawed, as Tanaka held out a hand to pull his date up off the floor, Ennoshita's face paling to a strange shade of green.

"I guess I'm the bi one..." Tanaka said with a lopsided grin, the surprised faces of his teammates relaxing into amusement and eye rolls.

The silence was suddenly broken by a small 'Ping' and Hinata cleared his throat, holding his phone up to explain the noise.

"Umm... Kenma, too... him 'n' Kuroo since... for a long time, I guess."

Another 'ping'. "Oh, and he says Kuroo's weird friend with the crazy hair has a thing for his kouhai... and he thinks the Grand King is gay, too-" Hinata was cut off by several responses of 'Yeah' or 'No surprise there.'.

"We're all gay." Shouyou said happily, tugging on Kageyama's arm with pure glee written on his face, receiving a half-hearted glare from his boyfriend.

Ennoshita gave Hinata a pointed look. "Almost."

"Are you sure?" Yamaguchi asked quietly.

The older boy just looked at him for a moment, cast a quick glance at the couple that had arrived just a few minutes before, and sighed. "Pretty sure."