Ugh it's Monday,August 24th,2015,first day of school,my alarm starts ringing and I hit the snooze...but it keeps ringing,
Me: Stop freaking ringing!
I threw the alarm at the door right when my sister,Cindy,walked in and guess what happened next....the alarm hit her right in the face.
Cindy: OW! Why did you throw that at me you idiot
Me:sorry...it kept ringing and it got annoying I swear i didn't know you were coming
Cindy:then why are you laughing?!
Me:because you have to admit..it is funny
Cindy:ugh I'm telling mom!
Cindy goes down the stairs to my mom,at first I didn't think she was serious until.....
Mom:Tyler get your butt down here!
Her yelling scared the crap out of me,I ran down stairs and tripped on my little brother's diaper and fell down the flight of stairs.Once I got downstairs my mom was giving me that " Your in big trouble mister " look.
Mom:Tyler,care to explain Cindy's black eye?
Me: uhh she...she...she fell! Umm in my room...and uh her eye hit my....Lego?
Mom:oh okay...now the truth
Me:ok I threw my alarm at the door right when Cindy walked in and it hit her in the face!
Me:But in my defense...she didn't knock!
Cindy:yea I did,how do explain the banging sound?!
Me:that sound came from the Alarm hitting the floor!
Me and Cindy start arguing loudly and she threw a waffle stick at me,I tried to get back at her by throwing coffee at her,but she ducked in the last moment...guess who it hit....Mom
Cindy:HA YOU MISSED!...Oh I mean mom are you okay?!
Mom: Yes sweetie,can you please get me some towels
Cindy:sure thing.
As she walks by she hits me with her shoulder and gives me an evil grin.
Me:Mom did you see that?!
Mom:no I can't see anything with the coffee you threw at me!
Me:but she threw waffle at me
Mom:that doesn't mean you can throw coffee at her...well try to....you know what Tyler your grounded for two weeks.
Me:but mom..
Mom:be quiet and eat your pancakes.
Ugh I always get in trouble no matter what,it's like my life is trying to torture me....what a good morning this has been.
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