Mike Evans is at a bar and he's angry for no reason
Mike Evans: AHAHAHAH!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAY POKER!!!!
Bartender: Uh, no
Mike Evans: YOU WILL POKER! But first I need to poop
Mike Evans goes to bathroom in the bar
Mike Evans: Now time to go po-POO POO!!!!!!
He see's Lee Flynn Naked on the floor with a bomb strapped to his chest
Lee Flynn: Hello! YOU BETTER RUN!!!
Mike Evans: AHAHHAHAHAHHSGGAHHSG
Mike RUNS out of the bar in fear, then the bar explodes
Mike Evans: UH
A cop car pulls in the street, the cop gets out
Big Sexy Cop: Hey
Mike Evans: Uh, No
Mike RUNS TO HIS CAR AND STARTS DRIVING
Mike Evans: Me to drunk to see
Noah is driving his car, then Mike Runs his car over
