The Dark Side Of The Moon | Solarballs Fanfic

Part 4: What Happened To Astrodude?

Back in space, Luna was still being controlled by his dark side. This time, he wanted to do something a little more... Extreme. He went over to Jupiter, the supposedly smartest planet.
'Where is Astrodude?' He demanded
'I'm sorry, Earth's Moon, I don't know where he is.' Jupiter replied
'MY NAME IS LUNA YOU IMBECILE!'
'I'm sorry, Luna. Why don't you ask another planet where Astrodude is.'
'Fine. You're no help anyways.'
Luna asked every planet but none of them knew where Astrodude was. Except for one planet...
'Neptune. You're literally the only planet I haven't asked yet. Do you know where Astrodude is?' Luna said
'Yes. Why are you asking, Luna?' Neptune said.
'Wait, what? You, of all planets know where Astrodude is? And you call me Luna?'
'Yeah.'
'That's great! Where is he?'
'He's on your dark side's surface. I thought that was obvious.'
'WHAT?!?!?!?!!!???'
'Yeah, his space rocket crashed into your dark side a while ago. You didn't know that?'
'No. I... I didn't know that...'
'Uhm... I hope you find him on your dark side I guess. I'm gonna go and play hide and seek with Uranus... Bye Luna!' Neptune went over to Uranus, leaving Luna by himself.
'Astrodude. I know you're there. You can come out. I promise I won't hurt you.' The truth was that he was lying. He was going to hurt him. But Astrodude didn't know that.
Suddenly, a poorly built rocket flew out of Luna's surface.
'Hello, Astrodude.' Luna said menacingly
'Hi, Moon.' Astrodude said uncertainly
'MY NAME IS LUNA!' Luna picked up a big ish asteroid, 'AND ITS ABOUT TIME YOU DIE!'
'Wait, Luna, I'm sorry. You don't need to kill me. Why don't we talk it out?'
'No. I'm done with you Earthlings. First you were racing eachother to try to get onto my surface, but now you've completely abandoned me for some dumb planet even though you already have your very own planet. I felt special. I felt like people actually liked me. I felt like people wanted to hang out with me. But all you want to do is go to other planets because you can't take care of your own one for more than a few millenniums. I'M DONE WITH EARTHLINGS! I'M DONE WITH YOU!'
'Please... Please... I have a wife and son... Please!'
'TOO LATE!'
Luna threw the asteroid at Astrodude, immediately killing him and launching him deep into the Kuiper Belt. Astrodude was dead. Luna killed him. Neptune and Uranus saw all of this happen and stared at Luna, their mouths wide open in shock.
'Thank you, Neptune.' Luna said, an evil smile spreading wide across his face, so that his face resembled Ceres.
'Luna! Why did you do that?' Neptune asked, shocked.
'You're just lucky it wasn't you, or your stupid friend Uranus, or any planet in the whole solar system. Next time you won't be so lucky.'
Neptune and Uranus ran away into the Kuiper Belt to try to find Astrodude's body. Meanwhile Luna went to the sun, plotting something.

TO BE CONTINUED

~I hope you liked this chapter! Today's random space fact is: The first animals that were sent into space were Fruit flies. Bye! ❤️~

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