What if the sisters were in Total Drama Action

Monster cash

Chris: Last season on Total Drama Island... Gwen and Duncan battled it out for $100,000. In the end, Gwen, our goth girl with a heart of steel, took home the big check. But then she gave it all up for the chance to win one million big ones! With the million smackeroos stuffed into a briefcase, our twenty-two campers set off on The Race for the Case! Until the case was eaten by an alligator. Then a shark. [chuckles] I bet you they didn't see that one coming. Haha. Now the sixteen who were the closest to winning have been given the chance to win another million dollars. [snickers] Actually, it's the same money. They've been instructed to report to an old film lot for a whole new set of challenges. Forty-two days. Sixteen cast mates. One heck of a lot of cash! Welcome to Total. Drama. Action!

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[theme song]

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[tires screech]

Duncan: [sniffs] Man, I miss the smell of the city.

Heather: Step off.

Gwen: You step off.

Heather and Gwen: Grr...

Harold: Ow! Sorry, Leshawna.

Leshawna: No harm done.

[bus leaves]

Kitty: Wow, this place looks so cool! It's like we're on a real movie set!

Emma: Ugh, this place looks like it hasn't seen a cleanup crew in years. You're way too optimistic, Kitty.

Kitty: Oh, come on, Em! It's an adventure!

Emma: [sighs] Fine, but I'm keeping my shoes on. No way I'm stepping on something gross.

Leshawna: Where is everybody?

Gwen: Uh, maybe we got off at the wrong stop?

Justin: That broken down bus only had one stop.

Heather: I'm not hanging around here.

Leshawna: You're gonna give up the chance at a million big ones? Heh, that's a lot of hair weaves.

Heather: Guess I can stay for a bit.

Beth: Face it. The money's the reason we all put up with Chris.

Trent: Beth, you got your braces off! Nice!

Justin: Hot as ever.

[dreamy music]

[squeak]

Leshawna: You look fi-i-ine, girl!

Gwen: You really do!

Kitty: Selfie Beth! [click]

Lindsay: You are totally on your way to looking the part of my new BFF. That's my new best French friend. I am so moving to France when I win.

Beth: My mom said my world would totally open up when I got my braces off! She was right! I'm going to France!

Lindsay and Beth: Yay!

[horn honks]

Duncan: Dude, it's about time!

Chris: Hop-on, everyone! Come on, people! Sheesh, we haven't got all day! This cart's rented by the hour!

Owen: Izzy! Run!

Izzy: [whistling]

Owen: I mean Kaleidoscope!