What if the sisters were in Total Drama Action

3:10 to Crazytown

Chris: People have always been drawn to the beauty of the sea.

[dramatic music]

Chris: [laughs] But that's not where we were last time! Lindsay's surfing adventure turned trailer park when a twister ruined her fun. And DJ was stripped bare. [chuckles] Nice pecs, dude. Thanks to Duncan's gnarly moves, the Gaffers won the first challenge. Meanwhile, Trent drove everyone nutso with his obsessive "nine of everything". While Beth won over her teammates with her intricately woven friendship. Though the Taj Ma-Harold was cool, the next challenge went to the Grips with their Casa dos Gwen. Tied at one apiece, the Gaffers were crowned the watusi winners when Trent "accidentally" twisted an ankle. And Leshawna got down, scoring them a Hawaiian-style luau. With only twelve left, maybe the Grips will stand a chance this week. Find out next on Total. Drama. Action!

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Harold: Too hot... to do... anything! Ugh! [confessional] My mad skills are leeching out of me. I can feel it. My mojo isn't sweat proof.

Justin: Can't you fan any faster?

Owen: [panting] You're hot. But I'm hotter. [laughs weakly]

[thud]

DJ and Owen: [panting]

Emma: [sighs] Who knew that a hot day would be so relaxing.

Kitty: Lucky you. My pigtails are a hazard from this hot temparture.

Emma: Kitty. My advice, I think you should try with your hair down for once.

Kitty: I will try.

Kitty: [confessional] As you can you see, that's what I look like with my hair down. While I don't like to share it, but I always wanted to put in pigtails because it's way better to not in get my face, to make selfies and that it feels like I'm myself but now with this whether, why not showing off to my teammates.

Gwen: [sniffs] I can't be getting a cold in this heat. [sneezes]

Trent: Water? You're the only girl I'd risk catching some heinous virus from.

Gwen: Heh, that's uh, sweet, Trent. Thanks. It's probably just allergies.

Trent: Yeah. [quickly] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. [confessional] Sweet! Think I just scored a few extra bonus points!

Gwen: [confessional] And we're back to zero on the relationship scale. Not that anyone's counting. I mean, besides Trent.

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[western music plays]

[gunshot]

Harold: Ow!

Beth: Ahh! Chris!

Harold: My cranium.

Chris: Take it easy. Guns are loaded with blanks. [blows]

Harold: [coughs]

Chris: Least I'm pretty sure one of 'em is. [chuckles] [southern accent] Since there's no beatin' the heat, we're goin' west this week. There's a town meetin' at high noon. Be there or I'll drive you deadbeats outta town!