Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action... He was a boy. She was a girl. And last week on Total Drama Action, a shocking team redistribution pitted them against one another. Our heroine made a fundamental romantic comedy error. Picking Duncan first and leaving her boyfriend Trent feeling kinda ouchie. Meanwhile, two men made an illegal alliance. And Duncan's mad thespian skills trumped Izzy's... well, madness. It was all too much for Chef's tender heart, and Izzy — uh, Kaleidoscope — was clearly a bit too nutso. Even for this show. Will Duncan break up Gwen and Trent's barely-there relationship? Will the new locks keep Owen out of the craft truck? Will my nonfat vanilla soy latte ever get here? All the answers, uh... answered right now in another tear-jerking episode of... Total. Drama. Action!
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Heather: Now I know how starlets stay thin.
Harold: Wish Chef'd let me in the kitchen. I got me some mad culinary skills.
Heather: Do you mind? I was talking to my slop.
Justin: [sipping]
Lindsay: Justin, look. I brought you bacon.
Beth: And I brought you facon. Tofu's good for your heart.
Lindsay: Pig's good for his hair!
Beth: Holy crap, I love his hair!
Justin: Ladies, please. I accept both of your offerings. Join me for breakfast?
Lindsay and Beth: [laugh]
Justin: Aren't you eating?
Lindsay: When you can gorge on your essence to bo hunk, who needs food?
[ding]
Beth: [snorts and gasps] [confessional] If only making friends with a guy as gorgeous as Justin was as easy as making these bracelets. [snorts and gasps]
Duncan: [laughing] Ahh, sorry about the morning as-salt!
[smack]
Gwen: Third grade called. You're due back in class.
Trent: Real mature. Don't you know it's bad luck to spill salt?
Heather: [screams]
Trent: Nothing a little pepper won't fix. Aw!
Heather: [sneezes repeatedly] [screams]
Duncan: [laughs] Uh, you still gonna finish those eggs, bro?
Trent: Are you nuts? Now I only have eight pieces left!
Duncan: Am I nuts? Dude, you are officially capital W weird.
Emma: Weird? More like superstitious. Let me guess, Trent, are you gonna throw salt over your shoulder next?
Gwen: Which is good, because I happen to really like weird. There. Now you've got seven pieces. Which is an odd number again. Isn't that kinda better?
Trent: Abso-Gwen-ly.
Emma: Great. Now I need a flowchart to follow this relationship.
Chris: [blows whistle] Hang on to your coconuts, players! We're going back to the beach!
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What if the sisters were in Total Drama Action
Teen FictionThis is the sequel following of "What if the sisters were in Total Drama island" where both Emma and Kitty compete on the film set with the other 14 contestants!
